Spotted: Drew Barrymore and Ed Westwick sucking face rather publicly at a Kings of Leon show in Manhattan.

Looks like not-so-young D is back in the bars and on the prowl.

What will Mac Guy think of his old flame’s young fling?

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Gossip Girl

Thanks Laura!

Ed “Not Gay for Chace Crawford” Westwick has broken the cardinal rule of fame — never, ever, ever share your poetry with the media. (You hear me, Jewel?)

Ed shared a poem he wrote (from memory!) with reporters at the launch of Coke’s new aluminum cans. He says he wrote it “at like six in the morning.” Um, something tells me the kind of coke going into Ed’s system doesn’t come in an aluminum can. Because, like, who the hell in their right mind just recites their own poetry to reporters on a red carpet? It’s not that there’s anything wrong with writing poetry. It’s just that there’s a time and a place for it.

Tell me what can you want?
You’ve got it all.
Things are real in a handshake.
Rest my bones these days in a different way.
Cherish the change; it may not stay.
I remember your dress,
Like dreams when you wake with a sudden start.
You’re beside me in the dark,
Wrapped in my arms.
Love is being entranced in a glance,
To muster up courage when you’re flustered,
To stumble on the words you prepare.
Don’t worry about the money that went down the drain
Because the best things in life are free.

“People think Chace is gay, and thought I was gay, that we were humping. It’s not true, but hilarious. People project their fantasies onto people. I’ve never been someone who makes it my objective to go out and pick up chicks. But I’ve met some fantastic ladies here. You know those amazing conversations where you find yourself in a café talking until 2 a.m. and never see them again.”

Ed Westwick in an interview with Page Six magazine.

So there you have it, folks: an official denial.

But what kind of guy talks to a chick until 2 am in a cafe and then doesn’t take her home to seal the deal?

Oh, right: a gay guy. And Ed Westwick, apparently.

Just what you always wanted: a teeny tiny Coke bottle made of aluminum.

Yay.

Apparently the tag line they’re going with is “Taste That’s Real, Cool You Can Feel.”

And to launch their new product?

Coca-Cola brought in heavyweights like Ed Westwick, Robert Verdi and, uh, Nik from America’s Next Top Model?

If you’re looking to launch a competing line of soda, now seems like it would be a good time to do so.

There have been reports for a long time that Gossip Girl co-stars (and roommates!) Ed Westwick and Chace Crawford are more than just friends, and now comes another report to throw on the fire:

“Gossip Girl” co-stars, roommates and friends Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are still thisclose. The twosome showed up at a recent show by Brit popsters The Ting Tings, and a spy says “they were never more than a foot apart. It was freaky. If one moved two feet to the left, so did the other.” The duo also chose to ignore the hordes of flirty girls trying to get their attention, says our spy: “They were only interested in each other.”

You know, guy-on-guy hook-ups don’t normally do much for me, but I actually think I’d be interested in this sex tape. I think it might be way hot. Come to think of it, how come gay male sex tapes never leak? Everything we ever get is hetero or girl-on-girl. Why is that??? Did it happen before and I just missed it? I can’t think of a single one.