Jennifer Aniston, Ginnifer Goodwin and Drew Barrymore — all stars of the critically panned He’s Just Not That Into You (I could have told you this film was gonna suck the instant they announced they were making it) — sat down with Marie Claire for a chat and a photo shoot.

Both are actually pretty adorable.

You can read a portion of the interview here. This is my favorite part:

Ginnifer Goodwin: I want alcohol.
Jennifer Aniston: [to waiter] Grey Goose on the rocks with lime and olives. [to the girls] Then I remove the olives. Not good for the eyes.
Drew Barrymore: Salt. I know. The days of being able to eat Chinese food and wake up looking OK the next day? Gone.
MC: [to Barrymore] Wait, you’re only having a Shirley Temple? That’s it?
DB: It’s a school night. [Barrymore is directing her first feature, Whip It!, and has been in the editing room all day.] I know there are some good, crazy, psychotic directors who can work and party. I just can’t.
JA: I know. There are actors who can do it, too – just be completely high. And you’re like, “He was on heroin? I thought that was just a really emotional performance. I never saw somebody cry like that!”

Jennifer: would you order the olives if you’re just going to take them out?

And stupid Marie Claire writer: Drew Barrymore has a loooong and well-documented history of drug and alcohol abuse? Why would you give her a hard time about ordering a Shirley Temple? Did you do any research at all?

Last night was the LA premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You.  We already saw what anorex-shrek looked like, but what do you think of Scarlett Johansson’s new look?  I struggle every single time I write her last name.  I have a mental block against the spelling; the mnemonic device of “slutty Scarlett” has helped greatly.

Angie Dickinson Drew Barrymore was seen hugging Justin Long which should prompt a rash of “Drew and Mac Guy Reunited” stories; I was just grateful for the embrace so I didn’t have to look at the stains on his shirt or that frosted Revlon “Pink in the Afternoon” lipstick crap she’s so committed to lately.  Or her dress.  Or tongue ring…sigh.

The best Jennifer Aniston could do was an uncombed ponytail and unknown soap star, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, accessorized her Long John Silver’s uniform with croc shoe boots and a large patent leather maxi-pad.  Kevin Connolly is still cute, Ben Affleck wishes he was dead and Jimmy Fallon’s wife is getting better looking with time.

When she’s not busy getting wasted and sucking face with the cast of Gossip Girl, Drew Barrymore is helping out at the Clinton Global Initiative press conference on education … with a very conspicuous Band-Aid on her knee.

One can’t help but wonder if Ed Westwick played a role in Drew’s little knee scrape …

Spotted: Drew Barrymore and Ed Westwick sucking face rather publicly at a Kings of Leon show in Manhattan.

Looks like not-so-young D is back in the bars and on the prowl.

What will Mac Guy think of his old flame’s young fling?

xoxo
Gossip Girl

Thanks Laura!

Justin Long was supposed to make an appearance in Whip It!, Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut, but he’s apparently dropped out of the flick since the couple split.

“He couldn’t stand working with her and not being with her,” says a source. “He’s too upset. She dumped him. She was hot and cold. One minute she was in love with him and the next she wanted to break up with him. He is so distraught over the split that he dropped out of the movie.”

A rep for the production company would not confirm that Justin was ever on board, saying that “it’s bordering on his personal life.”

Something tells me there’s more to this story …

First off: don’t shoot the messenger.

I know you all love Drew.

I love Drew, too.

But this is my job. And I love my job.

Since the twice-rehabbed Drew’s split from Justin Long, all sorts of stories have surfaced, in a variety of publications, implying that her drinking has been out of control, and that her alcohol problem contributed to her split from Justin Long.

Drew is currently in Michigan working on her directorial debut, Whip It, starring Ellen Page. Perhaps the pressure of directing combined with the stress of the break-up has just been too much for her, because now sources are reporting to Evil Beet exclusively that Drew’s been hitting more than the bottle. On-set lackies have allegedly caught her snorting some of the white stuff. Not Pixie Stix. Use your imagination.

Additionally, sources report that Drew’s been receiving tons of phone calls from Justin, but she refuses to talk to him. After getting tired of screening his calls herself, Drew handed her cell to an assistant on set and said “Make sure his calls don’t get through.”

Aw, this doesn’t sound good at all. I hope Drew’s okay!

Drew Barrymore and boyfriend Justin Long attempt to hide their faces as they leave a Hollywood bar.

Justin Long’s shoes are bright green.

Just in case you didn’t notice.

But I love Drew, and I’m always rooting for her, and she seems happy with Justin, so that’s good.