Summer makes people do the craziest things. For starters, Zach Braff is dating someone his own age. After splitting from 23-year-old Mandy Moore earlier this year and spending the intervening months dating anything younger than her, the Scrubs star appears to be settling down with none other than Drew Barrymore. The two have been having a magical NYC summer, says Page Six, noting that “the lovebirds held hands strolling down Lafayette Street and that night made out at Beauty Bar.”

Braff and Barrymore’s same-age love hasn’t set any example for celebuspawn Kim Stewart, whose 62-year-old rocker dad just married a 36-year-old model. She’s been spotted around L.A. with Pamela Anderson’s ex, 44-year-old Tommy Lee. According to Page Six:

They met in London several months ago and are now dating. At last week’s opening of Pink Taco in L.A., Stewart was seen running out to Lee when he was denied entry after the fire department shut the party down. Our spy said, “They threw their arms around each other and she started saying, ‘Baby, baby,’ before kissing and leaving.”

Now all that’s left for the summer is for a much older woman to begin dating a younger man. Sharon Stone and Shia LeBoeuf, anyone?

AP NEW YORK - She was born with her acting family’s classic beauty, but Drew Barrymore credits her fun-loving approach to life for her No. 1 spot on People magazine’s annual “100 Most Beautiful People” list.

I don’t know about this choice. I’m not saying she’s not cute, or attractive. But I’ve never seen her and thought “wow. she’s stunning.” And if you’re going to be named “most beautiful” you can’t have ever been married to Tom Green. You just can’t have.

This is a fun blurb near the end:

Barrymore is one of 11 celebrities - including Eva Longoria and the three Jessicas (Simpson, Alba and Biel) - photographed for the issue without makeup. “I find that men, in my past, have preferred me without it,” Biel, 25, says of makeup.

I want to knock Biel here but I can’t. She absolutely right. She’s truly beautiful (in the eye of this beholder). I wouldn’t care if she wore makeup, I wouldn’t care if she wore overalls everywhere (Actually, come to think of it, I quite like overalls on a gal). I pray that one day I can interview her and mention that Summer Catch made me re-hit puberty.

Okay, this blog just got pretty boyish, but you guys had Clooney last year so forgive my foray into Maxim-ness.

Lastly, I’ve got to point out that this list of 50 seems to be made up of an awful lot of people in the entertainment industry. And most of them are American or European. I’m not sure People has done an exhaustive search, surely there’s a school teacher in Africa who’s unbelievably stunning.

This is Drew’s first major beauty campaign. According to CoverGirl brass, “We partnered with Drew because she emulates the iconic image of CoverGirl with her fresh, natural beauty and energetic yet authentic spirit.” Drew is an especially appropriate icon because she smokes weed, and, if Kirsten Dunst has taught us anything, it’s that weed is for winners.

Also: yellow is totally the new black.

Just months after splitting from Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti (who quickly hopped into the sack with Kirsten Dunst, aspiring White House Drug Czar), the always adorable Drew Barrymore is officially dating director Spike Jonze, the ex-husband of Sofia Coppola. In a fabulous Hollywood twist, Drew’s BFF Cameron Diaz is reportedly hated by Sofia, who is rumored to have based the ditzy blonde Kelly character in Lost in Translation on Diaz (weird … I always just kind of assumed that was Britney Spears). Anyway, I adore Drew, and one of these romances is going to work out for her one day, I’m sure of it!

I know that this video isn’t new to some of you…but for those that thought the “Dick in the Box” was the only funny thing on SNL in the past few months check out “The Dakota Fanning Show.” I love Amy Poehler, she really rocks my world almost as much as Tina Fey. A little industry secret from the T…they are doing a movie together very soon! Yea!!!!

Amy as Dakota Fanning and Drew Barrymore as Abigail Breslin is just too funny for words. It is rare when SNL makes me laugh out loud so if you haven’t checked this out please do. It is quite funny that while Dakota Fanning tries to push the limits of her acting chops Abigail has taken over as the sweet little girl people like to have appear on their red carpets in party dresses. Ah, youth fades honey, strike while the iron is hot.

It is totally safe for work and funny enough that you could foward this link to your friends and family…then they can find the boobs, va jay jay, and dirty posts from the Beeters on their own…

I’m glad Drew has moved past both the drugs and Tom Green and seems to be dating nice introspective guys who write movies to meet Natalie Portman.

Those are my kind of guys. And she was decent on SNL last Saturday too.

I of course speak of Zach Braff and Drew, who are rumored to be mingling though it was of course denied by her publicist. But that’s what publicists do. They would deny just about anything besides charity work and their clients liking gay folk.

So, wrapping up, If you’ve been in the business 42 years and are still barely 30 I wish you all the happiness in the world. Hugs for Drew.

Great news for the eight of you who still secretly harbor that boyhood crush on Drew Barrymore. According to Us Weekly, the actress has called it quits with her boyfriend of five years, Fabrizio Moretti, the drummer for The Strokes.

According to sources, Drew, who is five years older than Moretti, “said they needed time off.” Moretti has reportedly moved back into his own apartment.

The two seemed like a good match, according to their friends. Says Barrymore pal Courtney Love, “Drew has always had a taste for subculture,” which doesn’t seem to mean anything at all in this context. In fact, the more I try to make it mean something in this context, the more my head hurts. Can we just get back to fabricating quotes that make sense, Us Weekly?

Oh, good. Here are some more quotes from “sources” regarding the split: “He’s younger, and she’s more worldly. He doesn’t like the Hollywood stuff. He doesn’t get her friends.”

But don’t rev up those E.T. fantasies yet, boys. “This is exactly what happened last time they took a break,” says a source, from which we’re apparently supposed to infer that they might get back together. Because, you know, the last time they took a break, they totally took a break. Just like this time. See? Subculture. Continued the source, “Lemonade. Tattoo. Engine coolant,” from which it is clear that Drew just adopted a cat.