Really, Drew? Even Tyra Banks is looking at these photos thinking “Her hair looks really fake.” And the thing is that hair extensions almost always look better in photographs than they do in person. So I shudder to think what she looked like in real life walking down the red carpet for the Grey Gardens LA premiere.

That said, I will step down from my Drew-bashing pedestal and say that she does look really good her. With the exception of the hair. Her face and body look hot and healthy, and she’s absolutely radiant, walking down the red carpet for a film in which her reviews are almost guaranteed to be gut-wrenchingly bad. Seriously. Have you seen the trailers?

Also there: Co-star Jessica Lange, as well as Ali Larter (showing off her uber-flat chest with a low-cut V-neck) and Jennie Garth.

Here’s a little clip from Drewsky’s interview with Letterman last night, in support of her new flick, Grey Gardens.

Drew, sweetie, normally we say “non-linear,” but that’s cool. You can make up words. You love film.

The formerly estranged couple were looking awfully close at the NYC premiere of Drew’s latest film, Grey Gardens — based on the 1975 cult classic — and certainly making no secret of their romance.

The movie’s set mostly in the ’30s and ’40s, which is probably why Drew chose this outfit. You can check out clips from the film here. Personally, I think Drew’s performance looks to be pretty darn horrible, and she was kind of tragically miscast in the role of Little Edie.

Reunited for a movie, that is.  Though I still maintain that they are hitting the sheets again, as well.  And I believe that Justin really loves Drew; he stuck with her through all those orange-faced Cover Girl ads.

The He’s Just Not That Into You co-stars are teaming up yet again for another collaboration.  Their new movie, Going The Distance, is about a couple engaged in a long-distance relationship and the trials they face.

HJNTIY made $145M so Barrymore and Long have basically accomplished the impossible-they were a couple who starred in and turned out a successful movie.  Can they do it again?  If they do, they’ll be miracle workers by my definition because this plot sounds like a total snooze.

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long may be back together again.  I thought I just read something the other day that said Long was dating his other He’s Just Not That Into You co-star, Ginnifer Goodwin but New York Post claims that Barrymore and Justin were sucking face and downing drinks at Bar Marmont the other night.

Now, I find Drew to be a grating little Oompa Loompa, but I liked her so much more when she was with this dude.  He totally improved her likability rating.

Good luck to these two!

Listen, it’s been a tough night here at Chez Bitch, so it’s entirely possible that my brain is not functioning properly today.  Come to think of it, even with a full twelve hours of sleep, I have never been accused of thinking like normal folk.  I’m serious, though.  I have no fucking idea what Drew Barrymore is talking about as she is interviewed in this month’s W.

“It’s like Cinderella fantasy,” the 34-year-old actress said of being a W cover model. “It’s like the cool kids club, too. I’m like a frickin’ paralysis dork victim! (points at her lip) I love pretending and I’m an old crazy woman and I love pretending that I love a sex life. (laughs)”

I know this story comes from The Enquirer, but I have a feeling it’s true.  Or I’m just projecting and hope it’s true.  Though Drew’s sweet potato face (not to be confused with sweet, potato face) on those Cover Girl ads annoys me, she can’t stand John Mayer.  That is a stance I can support.

Drew Barrymore is begging Jennifer Aniston to dump John Mayer, telling her: “You can do better!” says a friend of the actresses.

The two beauties – recent co-stars in the hit He’s Just Not That Into You – had a recent heart-to-heart talk about the commitment-phobic rocker, pals say, with Drew urging Jen to keep looking because John’s using her to boost his career.

“Drew told Jen she could do way better and she’d be a fool to settle for him,” a close pal told The ENQUIRER.

“The first time Jen introduced twice-divorced Drew to John, they clashed,” added the source.

“They bickered for so long that Jen had to step in and change the subject.”

Over the past 10 months, Drew has heard all of Jen’s horror stories about 31-year-old John’s roving eye, how he blabs about his love life and how he refuses to discuss marriage or children, added the source.

When quizzed recently about what dating advice she gives to girlfriends, Drew revealed: “Don’t coddle your friends, help them grow. Stop repeating those bad patterns. If he doesn’t make you feel good, get out!”

“And even though Jen is crazy in love with John, I think a part of her is worried that Drew may be right.”