Donnie Wahlberg’s Getting a Divorce
Monday, August 18th, 2008
This is the conversation that New Kid on the Block Donnie Wahlberg and his wife, Kim Fey, have been having every day for the past year.
WIFE: Let me get this straight. Just so we’re clear. What you’re going to do is spend the next two years traveling the country in a humiliating effort to revive a career that died definitively twenty years ago?
DONNIE: Yes.
WIFE: And you are aware that we have two children at home? That I will have to raise alone while you are fucking a 38-year-old former groupie in a hotel shower in Tulsa? You know this?
DONNIE: Yup.
WIFE: Does none of this strike you as especially pathetic?
DONNIE: Nope!
So, ya know, they’re getting a divorce.
