Archive for the ‘Donatella Versace’ Category

Allegra Versace: Still Anorexic? Or Just Standing Next to Janet Jackson?

Monday, June 23rd, 2008

Did that cross a line?

Eh, probably.

Donatella Versace Is Scaring Me

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008

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This lady really just needs to stay as far away from Versace-related events as possible. She is not helping their cause. Like, as soon as Versace starts selling a line of coffins, Donatella can show up to pitch them. Until then? Hide, woman, hide.

Donatella emerged from her crypt to attend the launch of the Versace Menswear line at Barney’s New York.

With all the plastic surgery this woman’s had, you’d think they could do something about her damn cankles. Those things are frightening!!!