Rock On, Diddy
Friday, March 16th, 2007
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Archive for the ‘Diddy’ Category
Rap Beef That Wasn’t Real Squashed!
Sunday, March 11th, 2007
Diddy and Snoop have launched a tour but that’s not where this story gets fun.
Here is where it gets fun:
HELSINKI, Finland (Reuters) — U.S. rap stars Sean “Diddy” Combs and Snoop Dogg, who were bitter rivals in a notorious feud between East and West Coast hip-hop in the 1990s, said on Friday they had buried the hatchet once and for all.
No one was ever afraid of Diddy. Ever. Even the guy who is suing him probably feels like Diddy is cute. Also, the true battle was between Notorious B.I.G and Tupac, you can tell because they are both now dead.
They said they had “moved on” from the days when members of the two music scenes clashed rather than collaborated. “That was a time in history,” Combs told reporters ahead of the tour’s opening concert.
That WAS a time in history. Just like every other moment that has ever occurred. Including this one. And this one. They are all now moments in history. Idiot.
“We want to entertain, we want to make music, we want to make people feel good,” said Combs, 37.
Translation: We’d like some money please.
Snoop: “That is all that matters, that the spirit of hip-hop lives on. Everything that was not right, we are getting right.”
PS- Nas’ new album is called “Hip Hop is Dead.” Guess who is right?
Diddy Sued Over Post-Oscar Brawl
Monday, March 5th, 2007
Remember how we told you about how Diddy allegedly slugged some dude at an Oscars afterparty, because, um … the guy didn’t want Diddy macking on his fiancee right in front of him? Well, the guy sued. You can read the entire allegation in the court document here, but I’ll give you the highlights (emphasis added by me).
Defendant Combs turned to Plaintiff and in a threatening and ominous manner yelled, “What the f*** you looking at dude?” Right away, Plaintiff, who felt threatened by Defendant and in fear for his safety and the safety of his girlfriend given Defendant’s conduct and the fact that they were surrounded by Defendant’s private security, immediately looked at this girlfriend and advised her that they should leave. Instantly, Defendant Combs, again in a threatening and ominous manner, yelled at Plaintiff that, “I’ll smack flames out your ass!” … Defendant Combs intentionally, willfully, knowingly and unlawfully attacked, assaulted and battered Plaintiff, without Plaintiff’s consent, thereby causing Plaintiff to fly backwards several feet.
Man, I sure am glad we don’t have to write gossip columns like legal documents. I should try that for a day. Just be all like, “This afternoon, at 10:15 p.m. Pacific Standard Time, Paris Hilton, also known as Paris Whitney Hilton, but referred to hereafter as Defendant Ho-bag, intentionally, willfully, knowingly and disturbingly exited a vehicle in the ominous absence of underwear, without the consent of the general public, who were visually and irreparably assaulted by the resultant imagery. Pics below.” Ha. Actually, that would rock.
Stay tuned to watch Diddy wriggle his way out of this one.
Diddy Throws Down
Wednesday, February 28th, 2007
See, you have to wait a day or two for all the best dirt to come out from the Oscars after-parties, and we can always count on getting some gossip mileage out of Diddy, who didn’t learn his lesson about violence in public the last time. Or the time before that. Or that time in that night club with Jennifer Lopez. Or the time before that.
Diddy’s being investigated by the LAPD for allegedly clocking some dude after the guy asked him nicely to stop inviting his fiancee to a private party.
Gerard Rechnitzer was at a post-Oscar bash Sunday night with his fiancee at Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood. At around 2 AM Monday morning, the 27-year-old Rechnitzer was on his way to the parking lot when he made a pit stop in the bathroom. When he walked out, he noticed his fiancee was surrounded by six men, including Combs. We’re told the 5′7″, 140 lb. Rechnitzer watched as Combs chatted up his girl for about five minutes, and then asked his fiancee to leave with him. At that point, Combs allegedly told the woman he was having a party and invited her to come. Rechnitzer persisted and asked his fiancee again to leave with him. Combs then allegedly socked Rechnitzer in the jaw.
Hey, Diddy, don’t you have better things to do than hit on other guys’ chicks? Like, I don’t know, hang out with your two newborn girls? Or have that father-son chat with your twelve-year-old about cameras and lap dances? Just some suggestions.
Stars: They’re Just Like Us!
Monday, February 26th, 2007
They make sure their 12-year-old sons get lap dances from busted-ass hos. Diddy’s son Justin gets his world rocked.
(That is probably the first and only time you will hear me use the word “ho” on this blog. It’s not a word I use very often. But when your adult, but-her-face ass is rubbing all up on some 12-year-old boy’s cock, you, my dear, are a ho.)
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Late-Night Links
Monday, February 12th, 2007Justin Timberlake announces plans to launch his own television network, JT TV. I announce plans to throw up a little in my mouth. [POTP]
Remember Lindsay Lohan? [The Blemish]
Mischa Barton does her very best Crocodile Dundee. [Celebslam]
Anna Nicole was cheating … on TRIMSPA! Leave it to CourtTV to get the hard facts in this case. [TMZ]
T.R. Knight is not getting pushed around by anyone anymore! You hear that, Diddy? [Cele|bitchy]
Jessica Simpson and John Mayer pose for some prom post-Grammy photos. [Tabloid Whore]
Paris Hilton won’t have her true commitment to the ground-breaking creation of novel soundscapes diluted by an extended appearance at such self-congratulatory nonsense as the Grammy awards. But you can take her picture real quick. [Defamer]
See? Sarah Silverman is funny. I told you so. [Gawker]
Late-Night Links
Tuesday, January 16th, 2007You can read 800 blogs trying to track down all the red carpet photos from the Golden Globes, or you can just go to Film.com’s photo gallery, which has more of them than you could ever want to see. [Film.com]
The identities of the geniuses behind “My Box in a Box,” revealed. [Blinq]
Fantastic quotes from the Golden Globes. [Glitterati]
Britney Spears is turned down for the Super Bowl NFL network promo. They’d actually rather have Janet Reno. [Agent Bedhead]
It’s a good day in gossip when Helen Mirren gets into a Golden Globes after party, but Diddy gets denied at the door. [Bossip]
