Archive for the ‘Diddy’ Category
“Ciroq Obama”
Monday, September 1st, 2008Heh.
I guess it’s just Sarah Palin Day, since there’s nothing else going on during Labor Day weekend.
Here’s a fairly humorous rant by Diddy on the topic of McCain’s VP choice. And this was made before all the news about Bristol came out.
Thanks Kathryn!
LA Times Calls Bullshit on Its Own Tupac/Diddy Story
Thursday, March 27th, 2008Remember that LA Times story we called bullshit on, like, weeks ago?
The LA Times called bullshit on it today, too.
“In relying on documents that I now believe were fake, I failed to do my job,” said Chuck Philips, the reporter behind a story accusing Sean “Diddy” Combs of being behind a shooting of Tupac. “I’m sorry.”
The Deputy Managing Editor made a statement of his own: We should not have let ourselves be fooled. That we were is as much my fault as Chuck’s. I deeply regret that we let our readers down.”
So there you go.
I was right, the mainstream media was wrong.
Hooray! ![]()
Proud Papa
Sunday, March 23rd, 2008Diddy Disabled
Friday, November 23rd, 2007Diddy reportedly had an accident last week and broke his foot, so he’s all gimpy and shit now.
His rep says: “He did have routine foot surgery, but I’m not getting into specifics. It wasn’t broken, it was a scheduled operation. He’s doing great, and he’s on the mend.”
Routine foot surgery?
How far up your own P.R. ass do you have to be to claim your client had routine foot surgery? Like, did he just decide to swing by the hospital for a little foot tune-up? “It’s just a little creeky, doc. Could you open it up and move some of the parts around so that it runs smoother?”
Some people get chemical peels, some people have routine foot surgery, I guess.
And why the hell are you covering up the fact that he broke his foot? What’s the big deal here. What are the “specifics” into which you refuse to get? Did he have his foot stuck up Aubrey O’Day’s pussy in some weird sex shit? Did it sprain when he tried to hit her G-spot? Did he call his doctor the night before like, “Hey, Doc, Aubrey and I are gonna play the foot game again tonight, so I need you to know there’s a decent chance I’ll be in tomorrow for some routine foot surgery. Just a heads-up.”
What is going on here?
Just Another Hollywood Daddy
Monday, October 8th, 2007Diddy hit the streets with ex-girlfriend Kim Porter and their 10-month-old twin daughters, D’Lila Star and Jessie James.
The music mogul recently got word that DNA testing proved he was also the father of a 15-month-old little girl in Atlanta. “I will take care of her for the rest of her life,” he said.
Quotables
Monday, October 8th, 2007“At first, I wasn’t sure if this was my child. Now that it has become clear she is, I will take care of her for the rest of her life.”
Sean “Diddy” Combs, after DNA tests proved that a 15-month-old Atlanta girl is, in fact, his daughter. Diddy was dating model Kim Porter when the baby was conceived.







