Cindy Adams recently interviewed Denise Richards who, if you can believe it, is gearing up for another season of her E! series It’s Complicated.  The main focus of their talk, other than the part about how John Stamos is really great in bed, had to do with Denise’s experiences with the afterworld.

I’ve just become friendly with a psychic medium my mother met shortly before she passed on. I wanted to believe Mom was still around. I wanted a reading. I wanted to believe in some form of reincarnation. I need to think in whatever way I can that my mother is still with us.

Mother had had a reading with this Natalie, who, without knowing any of our family details, told my mother, ‘Your dad, your dog, your Aunt Birdie are waiting for you on the other side.’ She had knowledge of these people without any of us mentioning them.

Unknown to me, my mother had given Natalie a book for my two little ones. The book explains death. When she knew she was going, which was before I even knew she wouldn’t be around much longer, she wrote in it: ‘I’ve arrived in heaven and from here I’ll always watch over you as an angel.’ She gave the psychic this book to give to my girls, which Natalie subsequently did. We’re now friends. And I have that book safely locked up.

I believe all of us on Earth eventually go somewhere and that guardian angels do exist. Raised Catholic, I’ve started church again and taken Lola and Sammy to be baptized. I desperately have wanted a message from my mother, and I want to hold onto anything which will make that happen. I’ve told her to stay in contact with me even if she has to talk to me only through Natalie.

Since Denise has a direct line to all things dead, I wonder if she’s asked her career how it’s doing?

I’ll admit right now that I am an embarrassment to my profession.  I have been completely unaware of this god, better known to the public as Bradley Cooper.  And only a dude this hot could get away with a name like “Bradley.”

He’s been on Nip/Tuck and was in Wedding Crashers and a bunch of other stuff, but to be honest, I’m not as interested in his resume as I am in his naked and vulnerable body.  Totally hot, right?

Cooper taped an appearance on Live! With Regis & Kelly today, probably to talk about some new project — who cares? — but really seems best known for dating Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston.  Oh, and he had a four-month-long marriage in there somewhere too.

Also in the gallery, Kelly Ripa actually does eat which just makes me hate yet love her more, Denise Richards looks good despite the fact that she just confessed to having not one, not two, but three boob jobs and Gene Simmons desperately needs a makeover to snap out of Wayne Newton mode.

Apparently not everything is complicated with Denise Richards — according to her version, “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” only has one note. That note is “scream.”

Denise inflicted her singing upon the audience during the seventh inning stretch of the Chicago Cubs game this weekend. There is some amusing joke to be made here comparing her singing to the Cubs’ performance, but I’m big enough to admit I don’t know enough about sports to make it. I leave the sports jokes to Kelly. Take your own shot at it in the comments.

If you ever thought Denise Richards was desperate, well, you were right.  This is what the economy does, people.  You’re E! reality television show gets cancelled, alimony isn’t enough to cover your monthly Botox, you can’t find work because you’re talentless and then the next thing you know, you’re making lame videos that aren’t traditionally funny yet still make people laugh.  At you, that is.

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Denise Richards and Ron Jeremy get close at a Sundance after party.

It’s a slow celeb news day.  To the point that one of the big items flying around today is that Rihanna drank water yesterday.  The sports bottle would neither confirm or deny.  So when it’s quiet, there is only one person to talk about:  Denise Richards.

Denise Richards looks hot.  I know she’s seventeen kinds of crazy (and feeling completely vindicated) but I think she looks great.  I’ve been reading some blogs lately that are calling her fat.  She appeared to be maintaining her robust size four frame with a 112 calorie dinner last night at Tao Nightclub’s Three Year Anniversary Celebration last night in Vegas.

Other happenings included Ellen Pompeo, as always, looking like a Mennonite and Robin Leach in perhaps the most unnatural situation I could ever envision for him.  Oh, and Mickey Rourke is the poster child for plastic surgery addiction.

Not only did she just learn that Brooke Mueller is pregnant with Charlie Sheen’s baby, but her stupid reality show, Denise Richards: It’s Complicated, just got canceled, thank the Lord.

“The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode,” said a source. “But the audience has dropped off.”

It turns out it’s not complicated at all: audiences just don’t like Denise “Bad Person” Richards.

I can’t say I blame them.