So far they just have pics of the “tv personalities” up so I will leave the massive gown post to Beet or Wendie. In the meantime, here are some red carpet pics from last nights Pre-Oscar Dinner at Chateau Marmont. 

Angie Harmon = Gorilla Shoulders. ‘Nuff said. 

Jaime King = Shiny does not equal formal. This looks like one of Blanche Devereaux’ sexy time ensembles. Your hair looks very lush and nourished though. 

Debra Messing = Not everyone is blessed in the mammary region, which is fine, but in the space of one outfit you’ve taken away your waist and given yourself cankles thus making yourself a          rectangle in black tutu. Not good. 

Julianne Moore = Just Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. 

Although Dita Von Teese is giving magnificent face I think I will have to award best overall to Camilla Belle and her prodigious brows. Dita ruined it with the velvet shower curtain thing she’s wearing. 

I challenge all of you “It’s only the lighting, it’s a different angle, she’s just matured a bit, I think she’s lost/gained weight, what are you talking about she looks exactly the same” delusionaries to tell me that the classically beautiful Debra Messing isn’t a Botox/Restalyne/collagen and perhaps scalpel junkie.  Right.  Because I know when I’m in harshly lit environments, my upper lip doubles in size too. 

I know I sound angry and I am.  Debra Messing is one of the most stunning women in the world.  Look at the top picture of her from four years ago.  She seriously believed she had to improve that?  Though I am suspicious of the cheekbones, prominent nose bridge and startled eyes she now possesses, I am hoping and praying that this is just a chemical renovation that, like a nightmare, will eventually fade.

I’m so flustered right now.  Okay.  Others there, and by ”there” I mean the Damages Season 2 premiere, include William Hurt, Rose Byrne, Tate Donovan, Timothy Olyphant and Glenn Close who is apparently busing tables at Pirate’s Landing Seafood Shanty when not attending Sisters of Sappho meetings.

Debra Messing hits it out of the ballpark at the SAG awards.

It seems like she’s FINALLY lost that baby weight, and she looks fantastic!

Nah, I’m kidding. She was actually dressed like that in the Hamptons. But she may as well have been filming that movie. It can’t do any worse than The Wedding Date, right?

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

Well, okay, technically it’s more of a see-through dress. Close-up after the jump.

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