Yes, that’s right, his Armani ad has hit the Strip.

I’d ride that shit.

Check out the ad for Posh & Becks’ new fragrance.

I bet it smells like bad teeth.

David Beckham buys the boys some cotton candy at the Spice Girls LA show, and then tips the vendor $20.

Check out the “Spice Boy” t-shirt on his son.

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Congrats to David Beckham, who headed up AskMen.com’s list of Top 49 Men of 2007.

Global soccer icon David Beckham became the $250-million man when he (and wife Victoria) moved to Beverly Hills to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy of the MLS. Between his tremendous talent, English charm, stylish wardrobe, and slick haircuts, Becks is single-handedly making soccer relevant stateside.

Um, if David Beckham made soccer relevant stateside, someone forgot to send me the memo.

Did anyone else get it?

Maybe if they put it in Britney Spears’ vagina I’d see it.

To find out who else made the list, check out their site.

David Beckham may not be able to play soccer for more than five minutes without getting injured, but Lord knows the boy knows how to procreate. And while he’s busy not playing soccer for the LA Galaxy, it sounds like babies are what he has on his mind.

“We never spoke about how many kids we wanted, we knew we wanted around the same number…We both wanted four or five kids,” Becks told Ryan Seacrest this week on his radio show. And since they already have three boys, Becks noted that they’re hoping for a girl.

For that girl’s sake, I’m hoping they have more boys instead. Can you imagine Victoria raising a daughter? That poor girl would have to learn how to walk in heels before she learned how to ride a bike.

David Gilmore, the very talented artist over at PrettyOnTheOutside, did this hilarious sketch poking fun of this photo. Just had to share it with you all!

The LA Galaxy held a press conference today at the Home Depot Center to welcome David Beckham to the team, and the photos of him from the event look like the keepers from a Ralph Lauren campaign photo shoot. Seriously, this guy is so effortlessly gorgeous it’s ridiculous.

Victoria’s look, on the other hand, remains anything but effortless, and she still refuses to smile. I know she’s embarrassed about her British teeth, but you can smile without opening your mouth, Victoria. Just give it a shot.