David Beckham, the, uh…face of Emporio Armani underwear, showing off his gargantuan rope.  I put a couple additional picture of Beckham in the gallery — for research purposes, obviously.

A little Friday fun for you guys — here’s some behind-the-scenes footage of David Beckham shooting his new ad for the Motorola Aura.

Watching this makes me want to do a lot of things. Buying a cell phone is not one of them.

David and Victoria Beckham seem intent on giving Brangelina a run for their money, as the two of them looked absolutely stunning at a party at Milan Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Does Posh ever have a fashion miss? Or allow David to have one?

She’s quite remarkable.

Here’s David and Victoria Beckham launching their new signature Beckham fragrance in NYC.

I cannot for the life of me figure out what’s going on with the bottom half of Victoria’s body. Are those boots? Do they go all the way up her legs? What’s holding them up in the back? They appear to be floating above the ground. How did she get them on? It’s like looking at an M.C. Escher sketch. It’s just blowing my mind.

I won’t even get into what David’s wearing. Suffice it to say that — much like anything David wears — it would look much better in a pile on the carpet. Of my bedroom. Actually that’s not true. With this particular outfit, I would probably have to move the pile into the closet and shut the door before I could have sex with him. Because every time I caught a glimpse of that thing from the corner of my eye we’d just have to start all over.

Posh was spotted wearing baggy jeans and flip-flops at Disneyland.

This apparently warrants an entire article in The Daily Mail.

I actually like this look on Posh. I think she’s adorable. And she’s walking around freakin’ Disneyland with her kids. She doesn’t have to wear a mini-skirt and six-inch heels, for chrissake.

David Beckham got a minor traffic ticket in Hollywood on Tuesday.

And it’s on the AP wire today.

“There was a traffic incident that took place,” said a rep for the police department. “It was a minor offense and David complied with the officer.”

Yeah. Today is going to be boring.

David Beckham is in Shanghai to play a soccer game against selected players from Hong Kong and China as a part of the LA Galaxy’s three-match Asian tour.

Becks took time out of his schedule to visit sick children at Xinhua Hospital.

I have nothing snarky to say about this. It’s absolutely precious.

Yes, that’s right, his Armani ad has hit the Strip.

I’d ride that shit.

Check out the ad for Posh & Becks’ new fragrance.

I bet it smells like bad teeth.

David Beckham buys the boys some cotton candy at the Spice Girls LA show, and then tips the vendor $20.

Check out the “Spice Boy” t-shirt on his son.

Image via Splash

Congrats to David Beckham, who headed up AskMen.com’s list of Top 49 Men of 2007.

Global soccer icon David Beckham became the $250-million man when he (and wife Victoria) moved to Beverly Hills to play for the Los Angeles Galaxy of the MLS. Between his tremendous talent, English charm, stylish wardrobe, and slick haircuts, Becks is single-handedly making soccer relevant stateside.

Um, if David Beckham made soccer relevant stateside, someone forgot to send me the memo.

Did anyone else get it?

Maybe if they put it in Britney Spears’ vagina I’d see it.

To find out who else made the list, check out their site.

David Beckham may not be able to play soccer for more than five minutes without getting injured, but Lord knows the boy knows how to procreate. And while he’s busy not playing soccer for the LA Galaxy, it sounds like babies are what he has on his mind.

“We never spoke about how many kids we wanted, we knew we wanted around the same number…We both wanted four or five kids,” Becks told Ryan Seacrest this week on his radio show. And since they already have three boys, Becks noted that they’re hoping for a girl.

For that girl’s sake, I’m hoping they have more boys instead. Can you imagine Victoria raising a daughter? That poor girl would have to learn how to walk in heels before she learned how to ride a bike.