David Beckham, the, uh…face of Emporio Armani underwear, showing off his gargantuan rope.  I put a couple additional picture of Beckham in the gallery — for research purposes, obviously.

A little Friday fun for you guys — here’s some behind-the-scenes footage of David Beckham shooting his new ad for the Motorola Aura.

Watching this makes me want to do a lot of things. Buying a cell phone is not one of them.

David and Victoria Beckham seem intent on giving Brangelina a run for their money, as the two of them looked absolutely stunning at a party at Milan Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Does Posh ever have a fashion miss? Or allow David to have one?

She’s quite remarkable.

Here’s David and Victoria Beckham launching their new signature Beckham fragrance in NYC.

I cannot for the life of me figure out what’s going on with the bottom half of Victoria’s body. Are those boots? Do they go all the way up her legs? What’s holding them up in the back? They appear to be floating above the ground. How did she get them on? It’s like looking at an M.C. Escher sketch. It’s just blowing my mind.

I won’t even get into what David’s wearing. Suffice it to say that — much like anything David wears — it would look much better in a pile on the carpet. Of my bedroom. Actually that’s not true. With this particular outfit, I would probably have to move the pile into the closet and shut the door before I could have sex with him. Because every time I caught a glimpse of that thing from the corner of my eye we’d just have to start all over.

Posh was spotted wearing baggy jeans and flip-flops at Disneyland.

This apparently warrants an entire article in The Daily Mail.

I actually like this look on Posh. I think she’s adorable. And she’s walking around freakin’ Disneyland with her kids. She doesn’t have to wear a mini-skirt and six-inch heels, for chrissake.

David Beckham got a minor traffic ticket in Hollywood on Tuesday.

And it’s on the AP wire today.

“There was a traffic incident that took place,” said a rep for the police department. “It was a minor offense and David complied with the officer.”

Yeah. Today is going to be boring.

David Beckham is in Shanghai to play a soccer game against selected players from Hong Kong and China as a part of the LA Galaxy’s three-match Asian tour.

Becks took time out of his schedule to visit sick children at Xinhua Hospital.

I have nothing snarky to say about this. It’s absolutely precious.