So, Danny DeVito is a drunk.  No.  Kidding.

Tuesday morning he did away with all pretense of being a professional and just drank beer right on live television — at 8 a.m.  God, he makes my skin crawl.  I would have written about this yesterday, but I was too busy attacking important social issues. 

And because I like to see the whole history of a situation, video two is Danny DeVito in 2006 when he appeared on The View.  Drunk. 

I’d like to get my hands on some really shocking footage of Danny.  Does anyone have video of Danny DeVito sober?

Here is the weirdest interview I’ve seen in a while on daytime.

Click here to see Danny Devito sit on Rosie’s lap like the little elf he is. I guess he also doesn’t like George Bush. But really, who does these days?

Update: What I forgot to mention is that he is wasted. Perez has a funny take on Devito’s rantings. Why is it funnier when a little person is drunk?