I Wonder If The Folks At Jenny Craig Have Approached Elisha Cuthbert Yet
Friday, January 30th, 2009
I think the writers over at Page Six have officially lost their minds. They did a photo gallery titled “50 Fat Celebrities”. So, I took a look, and sandwiched in among the likes of Kirstie Alley and Kathy Bates is Elisha Cuthbert. You know, the hot, blond chick from 24? I mean, did they just hit a point where they couldn’t think of anyone else so they just threw in some random picture? Dudes, how about Raven Fucking Symone? Raven I Love My Curves Symone dodged this bullet and Cuthbert, who admittedly does have some slightly unfortunate knee fat, is one of the top 50 fattest?
I’m feeling kind of depressed today and so did not need to wake up to this. In fairness, I don’t know how old this picture of Elisha in a bikini is, but I have some in the gallery of Elisha over the past few months. If this is the definition of fat, I’m scheduling my gastric bypass, stat. Ah, poetry, and on only two hours of sleep. You’re welcome.
My other issue is that they had dead dudes on the list like Elvis, Marlon Brando and Orson Welles. It is my opinion that, once you kick off, you no longer have the privilege of a “Fat Celeb” title.
Other fatty title-holders include Kelly LeBrock, Rachel Hunter, Danielle Fishel and, yup, Jessica Simpson.















