A few hours after being kicked off of I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, Daniel Baldwin ranted to reporters about the other stars of the show. I use the terms “celebrity” and “stars” here in the loosest sense possible– like, Kate Gosselin’s hymen level of loose. Surprisingly, the bulk of his rants weren’t directed at The Couple Who Must Not Be Named, but at collagen catastrophe Janice Dickinson.

“Janice Dickinson is undereducated and over-medicated,” fumed Baldwin. “I struggle with people who have that sense of entitlement. Like [The Couple Who Must Not Be Named], she [thinks] being annoying will keep her on the show. She urinated in the camp rather than walk an extra 25 steps, she stole food and lied about it… It’s almost a sociopath’s behavior.”

With that couple, I can definitely believe that it was all an act. After all, they have to do something to keep themselves famous, and like a needy, love-starved 3 year old, they figure any attention is good attention. But with Janice, I don’t know. I think her brand of annoying insanity is 100% organic. In fact, it’s probably the only thing about Janice Dickinson that is natural.

Baldwin also fessed up that the experience was nowhere near as hard as he thought it would be and nowhere near as difficult as some of the others were making it out to be.

“There was food, there were cots under cover, there were [toilets] and showers. I thought I’d have to suck the spider venom out of my brother’s arm. But they even have medics there for that.”

First she’s hanging out at the IHOP at 5am and making citizen arrests and now she’s gettin her poker face on at The 7th Annual World Poker Tour Invitational.

Who is this person? 

Also at the Invitational were the likes of Benji Madden, Jennifer Tilly, Shanna Moakler, Don Cheadle (whom inexplicably appears to be wearing a turtleneck), William Hung (nice to see he’s still getting invitations) and Daniel Baldwin. Mandatory positive: Daniel has very pretty eyes. 

Remember this? When Daniel Baldwin was arrested for having a stolen vehicle and then cops found drug paraphernalia in his hotel room? Well, he failed to appear in court for a progress report on his drug rehab, and now he’s got an arrest warrant out for him.

The Baldwin family is so much fun. I wish there were a couple more Hilton sisters so that they could be like the new Baldwins. Oh, who am I kidding? No one wishes there were more Hilton sisters.

A judge has revoked probation and issued an arrest warrant for actor Daniel Baldwin after he failed to appear in court for a progress report on his drug rehabilitation stemming from an arrest last year.

Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Scott Millington issued the warrant after the actor failed to show up in court as scheduled on Friday morning, according to court papers.

He ran afoul of authorities in April 2006 when he was arrested in a Los Angeles-area motel for possessing cocaine and drug paraphernalia.

Good luck with this, Danny.

Lookin’ good, by the way.

;)