Evil Beet Gossip » Curious George http://evilbeetgossip.film.com Celebrity gossip with an evil twist. Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:54:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Dakota Fanning Hates Her http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/02/16/dakota-fanning-hates-her/ http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2007/02/16/dakota-fanning-hates-her/#comments Fri, 16 Feb 2007 15:52:00 +0000 Spiteful Lars http://evilbeetgossip.com/2007/02/16/dakota-fanning-hates-her/

I just read that Abigail Breslin will be taking her stuffed animal Curious George to the Oscars.

A few questions:
1) Does he get a swag bag?
2) Does he get a seat? (If so, shouldn’t some Somali refuge get that instead? I mean really.)
3) If she wins the Oscar® will Dakota Fanning sign up for a transvestite role in a fit of rage?

Okay, I guess she’s just a cute little girl who was in that humour-filled hit movie Little Miss Sunshine. We at the Beet wish her and her Monkey friend all the success in the world.

*Also, I like using British® spellings. Eat it.

**Did you know that the word curio means the exact same thing as curious? This might save you some time in the future.

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