Look, you guys, I know there’s been all this drama lately with Courtney Love going insano on her blog and Perez Hilton calling her out on it and then her calling Perez out on shit and somehow now Madonna’s involved and blah blah blah blah blah and you haven’t heard a peep out of me about it and really what it comes down to is this: I have no space in my head right now for Courtney Love. I’m in a pretty stable place. I’m healthy and I’m happy and my world is solid. And I start trying to think about Courtney Love — you know, really think about her, get in her head, try to figure out where she’s coming from, so that I can say something pithy yet insightful that’ll make you guys go “Huh, I never thought of it like that before,” and what happens pretty quickly is that my world starts to get warped again. Even just trying to imagine the set of external and psychological circumstances that have resulted in Courtney Love existing and producing and spewing her silken web of crazy all across the Internet makes me dizzy and agitated and I lose my center. And then I think about poor little Frances Bean having been molded in this mess and it’s all just a little too real for me look in the eye.

So, ya know, E! Online has a nice synopsis, if you really think you need to welcome this level of insanity into your being. But please don’t say I didn’t warn you.

this is wierd but what the fuck
Current mood: cantankerous

is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
and am looking for a young PA type someone whor eally wants to get nto the film business cos as we startramping up pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie – i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours .
thanks
wierdo mgcee

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Aw, how sweet.

Courtney Love threw little Frances Bean an “R.I.P. Childhood”-themed sweet sixteen party.

Courtney Love spent over $323,000 on her daughter’s birthday party.

The Hole singer – who is the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain – spared no expense in ushering Frances Bean into adulthood at her ‘RIP childhood’ themed 16th birthday.

The event – held at Los Angeles’ House of Blues restaurant – saw Frances sporting a dress previously worn by her father Cobain at a performance at Reading Festival.

Courtney arrived in a dress worn by actress Angelica Huston in creepy comedy movie ‘The Addams Family’.

I like that there’s the obvious implication here that Frances Bean had a childhood. You know, those carefree days of splashing around in the pool and eating watermelon and running around giggling and barefoot and playing Twister and guessing games like “20 Questions” and “Do you think Mom needs to go to the hospital?”

Courtney, Frances Bean had her “R.I.P. Childhood” party long, long ago, and you footed the bill that time, too.

“oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up”

Courtney Love, in her latest MySpace blog, on the purity ring conversations from last night’s VMAs.

I’d print the rest of her blog, but I don’t want the entire Internet to implode under the sheer weight of Courtney Love’s insanity and poor grammar.

Yeah.

Neither does she.

Here’s a shitload of cocaine, speaking through the human being formerly known as Courtney Love, in a new interview with NylonTV.

Man, I feel so terrible for her daughter. Can you imagine being raised by this train-wreck?

Train wreck Courtney Love is being sued by a management firm for failing to pay commissions for the partial sale of her share of the Nirvana publishing catalog.

The management firm London & Co was hired to provide business management services to Courtney and was to be paid 5% of the revenues from the catalog, which they claim Courtney never paid.

The firm is asking for the $975,000 it claims it is owed, as well as costs of the suit.

Oh, I do hope Courtney chooses to blog about this. My Courtney-Love-to-English translator keeps calling me to see if I have any work for him.

Courtney Love moved to London, but it looks like she failed to move back on the wagon.

Here’s Court leaving the Groucho club in London with Neil Fielding.

You just keep at it, sweetheart.