Archive for the ‘Courtney Love’ Category

Seriously, Though, Who Wants to Be Courtney Love’s Spelling Tutor?

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

this is wierd but what the fuck
Current mood: cantankerous

is anyone insanely clean neatfreak near malibu? i need a non thieving non freaky housekeeper
also i need we need a documentarist, someone to document our studio as we go in wedsday, and i have ALOT of work to do til then and i wont just hand this to hbo or bbc 2 or bravo and god forbid not vh1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW. get in touch with jason whp will further put you in touch with jason wienberg at untitled.
and am looking for a young PA type someone whor eally wants to get nto the film business cos as we startramping up pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this HTH movie - i think i know who i want to play kurt- he may not be as BEAUTIFUL as the other two but hes got something special and looks alot like him and has a great voice.
i know this is wierd- the agencies suck and im sick of PIGS who steal itts simple as that., so fuck it why not try my space , beats monster . no superfans please. and its very good money. btw the housekeeping part just early hours .
thanks
wierdo mgcee

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My (Death-Themed) Super Sweet 16

Saturday, September 13th, 2008

Aw, how sweet.

Courtney Love threw little Frances Bean an “R.I.P. Childhood”-themed sweet sixteen party.

Courtney Love spent over $323,000 on her daughter’s birthday party.

The Hole singer – who is the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain – spared no expense in ushering Frances Bean into adulthood at her ‘RIP childhood’ themed 16th birthday.

The event – held at Los Angeles’ House of Blues restaurant – saw Frances sporting a dress previously worn by her father Cobain at a performance at Reading Festival.

Courtney arrived in a dress worn by actress Angelica Huston in creepy comedy movie ‘The Addams Family’.

I like that there’s the obvious implication here that Frances Bean had a childhood. You know, those carefree days of splashing around in the pool and eating watermelon and running around giggling and barefoot and playing Twister and guessing games like “20 Questions” and “Do you think Mom needs to go to the hospital?”

Courtney, Frances Bean had her “R.I.P. Childhood” party long, long ago, and you footed the bill that time, too.

Quotables

Monday, September 8th, 2008

“oh for fucks sake ive had some great conversations but not ONE has ever ended in an Orgasm, y’all need some pussy and some cock and shut the hell up”

Courtney Love, in her latest MySpace blog, on the purity ring conversations from last night’s VMAs.

I’d print the rest of her blog, but I don’t want the entire Internet to implode under the sheer weight of Courtney Love’s insanity and poor grammar.

Hey, Remember When Courtney Love Was Sober?

Wednesday, August 6th, 2008

Yeah.

Neither does she.

Here’s a shitload of cocaine, speaking through the human being formerly known as Courtney Love, in a new interview with NylonTV.

Man, I feel so terrible for her daughter. Can you imagine being raised by this train-wreck?

Courtney Love Sued Over Proceeds of Nirvana Catalogue

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Train wreck Courtney Love is being sued by a management firm for failing to pay commissions for the partial sale of her share of the Nirvana publishing catalog.

The management firm London & Co was hired to provide business management services to Courtney and was to be paid 5% of the revenues from the catalog, which they claim Courtney never paid.

The firm is asking for the $975,000 it claims it is owed, as well as costs of the suit.

Oh, I do hope Courtney chooses to blog about this. My Courtney-Love-to-English translator keeps calling me to see if I have any work for him.

Sober!

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

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Courtney Love moved to London, but it looks like she failed to move back on the wagon.

Here’s Court leaving the Groucho club in London with Neil Fielding.

You just keep at it, sweetheart.

Courtney Love Still Won’t Shut Up About Britney

Friday, February 1st, 2008

I don’t care how long this woman claims she’s been sober, she always seems high to me.

Are You Fucking Serious, Courtney Love?

Friday, January 18th, 2008

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At the Hysteric Glamour Party at Tracey Ross in LA.

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