Courtney Love Got Pissed Off
Monday, September 21st, 2009So, Courtney Love was peeing — shouldn’t all Courtney Love stories start out that way? — and someone walked in on her. Big deal, right? She was partying at Standard Hotel Saturday night, used the bathroom and didn’t lock the door because she’s an idiot. Some pharamcist dude named Sebastian Karnaby was trying to leave the same party and opened the bathroom door thinking it was an exit, but instead walked in on Courtney sitting on a toilet with her skirt around her ankles — no word if there was a mirror or white powder. He immediately slammed the door shut, got down on his knees and prayed to be abducted by aliens willing to erase his brain’s hard drive.
According to Karnaby and other guests who corroborate his version of events, Love almost immediately came flying out of the bathroom in a rage. She lunged at this poor guy, dragged him over to security and accused him of attacking her. Security told Sebastian, “It’s best you get away as fast as possible.” He did leave immediately, which was all he was trying to do in the first place before being subjected to Love’s hole.





















