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Not That You’ve Cared Since 1986, But Corey Haim Is Getting Married

Thursday, October 30th, 2008

From his website:

October 29, 2008 – A big mazal tov goes out to COREY — HE IS GETTING MARRIED!! The lovely lady is Tiffany Shepis! COREY and Tiffany first met 12 years ago while COREY was on set filming FEVER LAKE. They recently reunited at the Chiller Theatre autograph show & the rest is history. The wedding has been set for May 9, 2009!

In other news, COREY regrets that he will not be able to attend the Virgin Megastore bash in Hollywood tomorrow night. He is currently being treated for a nasty case of bronchitis. COREY urges those of you in the Los Angeles area to still attend the show as G TOM MAC is going to rock the house!

Also, COREY wants to let everyone who ordered a painting know that he will be shipping them out to you within about 2 weeks.

Uh … forget the marriage thing. Can we please talk about these paintings?

Apparently Corey makes custom 8×10 paintings for his fans for the low, low price of $350. His website includes this personal note on his artistic endeavors:

PS: I do have one problem though. Like there’s this one fan right now that wants a painting and wants to pay $500,000.00. That’s a bit extreme, don’t U think? And to top that off, she wants me to give her painting in person. That might be possible one day, but as for now, it’s just not.

My statement to Lady-with-the-half-a-million:
I don’t want your money. U either trust, or U don’t trust. And please note that threatening not to pay me unless I give it to U in person isn’t cool. That is not how this works and your threatening tone sounds stalkerish. No thanks. Painting denied. CH

PAINTING. DENIED.

BOO-YAH, MOTHERFUCKER!