I know you love checking up on washed-up rappers from the nineties as much as I do.  So I dare you to come away from this post without “Gangsta’s Paradise” stuck in your head all fucking day. You can’t do it.

Artis Ivey Leon Jr., better known and loved as “Coolio” showed up in court Friday afternoon to plead not guilty to charges of felony drug possession and misdemeanor battery / possession of a smoking device (crackpipe) that were incurred during his March 6th arrest at Los Angeles International Airport. He’s been blastin and laughin so long that even his mama thinks that his mind is gone.

Why, with all the local “retailers” available, would someone try to carry drugs through the airport? At any rate,  it’s more environmentally friendly to smoke crack that is locally grown (fewer carbon emissions).

Coolio’s currently free on $10,000 bail, and will be back in court for another hearing on April 20th.

I guess his life is outta luck, fool.

Coolio, remember him?  Other than appearing on celebrity reality television shows, what’s this dude been up to?  Drugs, apparently.

Artis Leon Ivey, or you know-Coolio, was headed to Tulsa, Oklahoma today to play at the Flytrap Music Hall.  Yeah, he still gets singing gigs and the Flytrap Music Hall sounds like one fancy establishment.  As an aside, I just went to their website and they have no pictures of the place and no indication that his $20 a ticket concert for tonight has been cancelled.  I’m ahead of myself.   Unfortunately, while going through security at LAX, he was pulled aside because the screeners found cocaine on his person.  And got arrested for possession of crack cocaine-hence the cancellation.

I never understand why people bring their guns and drugs to the airport.  Have you not done this before?  Do you not know how it works?  These people x-ray your bag and pat you down.  It’s the same thing.  Every time.  I know, I know…I’m expecting rational thinking from a coke head.

Sad, though.

Sigh.

This is what happens when you relegate washed-up American rapper to a UK reality show.

Coolio is talking to his Big Brother housemates about having threesomes with Indonesian girls when he was 12. He says he didn’t really penetrate, though, because he didn’t know how to put it in.

Video is here.