Idol castoff Constantine Maroulis has a leading role in an upcoming Broadway musical called Rock of Ages, which begins previews March 17, and they let photographers into their rehearsals this week to start creating some buzz. You can learn more about the show here — it’s a love story set to the most famous rock songs of the ’80s — and reviews have been very positive so far. To be honest, it looks like a great show, but I just don’t think Constantine and his co-star, Amy Spanger, could possibly look any more douche-y in these pictures. It’s just a douche extravaganza. “Don’t Stop Douching.” “Here I Douche Again on My Own.” “Wanted: Douche or Alive.”

I could keep going, ya know.

From Us Magazine:

Are Deborah Gibson and American Idol alum Constantine Maroulis making sweet music together?

Usmagazine.com spotted the pair walking hand in hand in NYC October 23.

Maroulis, 32, says he and Gibson, 37, began hanging out after meeting at the Broadway revival of Grease in August.

“She’s a sweetheart,” he tells Us. “She’s classy, has built a nice career and doesn’t drink or do drugs. We’re close, and it’s cool.”

You know what this sounds like to me?

This sounds like one of those hare-brained schemes Kathy Griffin would come up with on My Life on the D-List. Like, “How can I get the paparazzi to take my picture and get in the tabloids? Who do I need to date? Call his publicist!” And the end result is her walking down the street with Ron Jeremy. That’s the only possible explanation for Constantine Maroulis/Debbie Gibson.

Okay, buddy.

Next time, start drinking after you get dressed. Because I know, after a few martinis, it seems like the white clown shoes go really well with chest hair, but, actually, no.

At Les Deux Wednesday night.

The former AmIdol contestant made an appearance at the ESPN Deportes La Revista blah blah blah blah … these are always such non-events. I have no idea what he was doing there. Especially with Anthony Fedorov.

What the hell does Constantine have to do with a Spanish sports magazine?

Isn’t he Greek?

Just because he looks like he could be Spanish doesn’t mean he had any reason to be there. Yet he was.