Last night CNN hosted their Heroes 2009 gala and just about everyone you could think of was in attendance. In fact, it’s easier to think of who wasn’t there than who was there. Britney, Paris, Lindsay… I guess they must be totally over because they were no shows. What about our tampon-tease Tila? Where was she? Surely she is a hero of sorts. Who did make it? The Rock, Carrie Underwood, AnnaLynne McCord who seems to be absolutely everywhere these days. Check out the photos below and let me know in the comments who you think was the best dressed and most deserving to be there. I know my hero, the electric (you heard me! Electric!) Debi Mazar was there, looking fierce as hell per usual.

Someone at CNN wants you to know they don’t appreciate working on a Sunday. The headline for Ghost Rider coming out tops at the Box Office?

“Satan’s Messenger Burns Up Box Office”

Couple of notes here:

1) Ghost Rider is Satan’s rider. Not to geek it up, but that’s just the fact of the matter.

2) I wonder if the 65 year-old demographic CNN rocks will like Satan’s victory.

Nice work CNN weekend crew! We salute your anti-establishment ways!