You know how sometimes two really hot people will mate and the resultant offspring will be … well … Rumer Willis?

That is not what happened with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, whose two children, Preston and Kaia, are, like, freakishly gorgeous.

They were also some of the lucky invitees to Miley Cyrus’s Disneyland bash this weekend.

Also there: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall, Steve Carell and Nancy Walls, Jennie Garth, David Archuleta, Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams, Baby Face and, of course, Miley Cyrus and an unreasonably short skirt.

What a good mommy!

The supermodel turned supermom takes the kiddos to the Malibu Fair over Labor Day.

The model was snapped with all these tiny people at a Malibu shopping center last Thursday.

One of the smaller ones must be her daughter, Kaya, but who are the other three?

Was it Cindy Crawford’s week to drive the carpool?

Oh, I hope so!