… when we told you to ditch the bright red lipstick.

Sigh.

At least you’re bringing attention to an important cause.

Here’s Christina and her hubby at a Rock the Vote event in the Hollywood Hills.

Rumer Willis was there, too, giving the Obama campaign the touch of class it so sorely needed by sporting an “Obama for yo mama” tee.

This is the just-released cover for the new Christina Aguilera Greatest Hits album.

Um … is she in a spacesuit?

What’s going on here?

I’m confused.

Christina Aguilera’s VMA look.

Discuss.

Here’s Christina Aguilera and son Max — with hubby Jordan Bratman not far behind — leaving their hotel in New York City.

I love how Christina’s sweatshirt matches Max’s baby one-piece.

You know, Christina, wearing sweats and holding your baby, with your hair back and simple lipstick, you look a whole hell of a lot hotter than you do here. You know, where you look like a crackwhore. I’m just saying.

Also, looking at Max’s little one-piece made me remember that someone told me a long time ago that there was a website that sold adult pajamas with feet. And just looking at little Max I’m like “Oh! He looks so comfortable! I want to buy a pair of those pajamas.” So I did a little Googling, and found Big Feet PJs, which, much to my delight, has an entire section of their website devoted to celebrities who love their PJs! What this really boils down to is a great number of celebrities posing awkwardly with a pair of pajamas at what must have been some manner of swag event. These celebrities include Taylor Swift, Toby Keith, Samuel L. Jackson, Doris Roberts, Ed Asner, Jeff Conway, and many, many more.

Can I please run the Ed Asner pic here? Please? Because it really made my whole day.

OMG this is so much more interesting than Christina Aguilera. I should have just done my whole post on pajamas with feet. But then you guys would have been all like “You obviously don’t know anything about pajamas with feet and you need to stick to the gossip!!!!” in the comments.

But who wants to talk about the perfume?

Not me.

Let’s talk about the way Christina Aguilera looks at the big launch of her scent, “Inspire,” at Macy’s in NYC. That’s so much more fun. I’ll start. I’m going to name some things that I find to be, let’s say, “sub-par” about this particular look. If I missed any, feel free to chime in.

1) That is not a dress it is a shirt. It is something you are supposed to pair with pants.

2) Pink lipstick, Christina?

3) Are you trying to “inspire” young girls to double their nightly income at the Bada Bing? No? Then change the fucking shoes, tramp.

4) Where on earth did you find platinum hair extensions that already come with split ends? Way to keep it real, girl.

In summary: Christina Aguilera is a multi-millionaire and a mother who still insists on dressing like a hooker. I just don’t get it.

Uh.

Christina Aguilera’s son, Max, may have inherited his father’s genetics in the looks department.

And that is all I have to say about that.

At a party for the Trump Towers Dubai (in LA).