Chris Kattan is starting to make Mr. Peepers look like a genius.

Chris dated model Sunshine Tutt for three years, was engaged to her for eighteen months of that time, and now, after eight weeks of marriage, has officially filed for a separation.

This happened to an acquaintance of mine a couple years ago. She dated a guy for almost a decade, they got married, went on a honeymoon, then promptly got separated and divorced. Like in the space of three months.

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

WHAT DID YOU REALIZE POST-WEDDING THAT WAS NOT APPARENT PRE-WEDDING?

Someone explain please.

I sure hope he had an ironclad prenup. Otherwise this could turn out to be a really expensive eight weeks for Mr. Kattan.

Awww, how sweet.

SNL funnyman Chris Kattan and his June bride, Sunshine Tutt, are separated.

“Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time,” says his rep.

Word on the street is that there’s another woman involved. For which of them, I’m not certain.

Anyway, kids, I’m comin’ to you this time from my NEW MAC BOOK PRO!

Woot woot!

I’m still learning my way around this contraption, but it sure as hell is cool!!! It’s very intuitive and fun to use. You get the impression that they thought about stuff more comprehensively than the Microsoft/PC people did. However, it was WAY more expensive than the Dell, so hopefully it turns out to be worth it. So far, though, I really love it. At the same time, the Dell man is sitting on the couch next to me fixing my old Dell, so that at least I can salvage my files on it.

Sorry posting was slow this morning. Technical difficulties, per usual. Hopefully with my sexy new Mac we’ll be done with technical difficulties forever!

(PS: How the hell do you do a Page Up on one of these things??)