Chris Kattan Is a Freakin’ Moron
Friday, August 22nd, 2008Chris Kattan is starting to make Mr. Peepers look like a genius.
Chris dated model Sunshine Tutt for three years, was engaged to her for eighteen months of that time, and now, after eight weeks of marriage, has officially filed for a separation.
This happened to an acquaintance of mine a couple years ago. She dated a guy for almost a decade, they got married, went on a honeymoon, then promptly got separated and divorced. Like in the space of three months.
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
WHAT DID YOU REALIZE POST-WEDDING THAT WAS NOT APPARENT PRE-WEDDING?
Someone explain please.
I sure hope he had an ironclad prenup. Otherwise this could turn out to be a really expensive eight weeks for Mr. Kattan.









