Evil Beet Gossip » Chris Crocker

Fun with YouTube: Chris Crocker, “Mind in the Gutter”

Evil Beet — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:47:46 +0000

I’m not gonna lie, this is better than anything his doppelganger Heidi Montag has ever released.

I don’t know why I adore this kid, but I do. I just think he’s awesome. I can’t think of anyone quite this famous for absolutely no discernible reason.

I WILL NEVER GET BORED OF CHRIS CROCKER!

Evil Beet — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:44:38 +0000

Never, never, never, never, never!!

You know why I love Chris Crocker?

Because Chris Crocker is a self-made man.

No one came to his high school and offered him a part in a reality TV show. No, no. He did this all by himself. All by his crazy, dramatic, fame-whoring self. Nobody helped him. And that is what Hollywood is supposed to be made of.

And seriously the photo of him hanging out of a truck window massaging his nipples is probably the hardest I’ve laughed all week. I’d like to say I’ve never done the same thing, but I can at least say I’ve never done the same thing for a professional photographer. Just whoever happened to be on that tour bus passing by.

Someone’s Getting Fired Over at Fox News

Evil Beet — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 22:08:08 +0000

Heh.

I guess they were running top YouTube videos, and they ran Chris Crocker’s “Leave Britney Alone” speech without editing out the f-bomb.

Everything Chris Crocker does is magic.

Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Obsessing Over Chris Crocker

Evil Beet — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 01:01:31 +0000

My God, I love this kid.

He’s everything that’s right about Hollywood.

Here’s Chrissy (aka Heidi Montag) out shopping on Robertson.

Be sure to click the thumbnail to learn more about how Chris fits into those pants.

Heidi Montag Goes Shopping

Evil Beet — Wed, 27 Feb 2008 19:12:49 +0000

If Michael over at DListed has a love affair with Phoebe Price, I have to admit my why-are-they-a-celebrity allegiance goes to Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker.

I just adore this kid.

I also love his uncanny resemblance to one Heidi Montag.

Here he is shopping on Robertson today.

Quotables

Evil Beet — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 16:26:48 +0000

“I retract my statement. Britney needs to not be left alone right now. I think if everyone left her alone, she could do some major damage to herself.”

Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker, to Page Six

I Guess Heidi Montag Had Her Implants Removed

Evil Beet — Fri, 04 Jan 2008 21:48:54 +0000

Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker leaves the Newsroom Cafe in LA. I can’t get over how much this kid looks like Heidi Montag. It’s funny every time.

What do you have to say for yourself now, Chris?

Should we leave Britney alone … to die???

Score
Britney Critics: 1
Chris Crocker: 0

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