I’m not gonna lie, this is better than anything his doppelganger Heidi Montag has ever released.
I don’t know why I adore this kid, but I do. I just think he’s awesome. I can’t think of anyone quite this famous for absolutely no discernible reason.
Never, never, never, never, never!!
You know why I love Chris Crocker?
Because Chris Crocker is a self-made man.
No one came to his high school and offered him a part in a reality TV show. No, no. He did this all by himself. All by his crazy, dramatic, fame-whoring self. Nobody helped him. And that is what Hollywood is supposed to be made of.
And seriously the photo of him hanging out of a truck window massaging his nipples is probably the hardest I’ve laughed all week. I’d like to say I’ve never done the same thing, but I can at least say I’ve never done the same thing for a professional photographer. Just whoever happened to be on that tour bus passing by.
Heh.
I guess they were running top YouTube videos, and they ran Chris Crocker’s “Leave Britney Alone” speech without editing out the f-bomb.
Everything Chris Crocker does is magic.
My God, I love this kid.
He’s everything that’s right about Hollywood.
Here’s Chrissy (aka Heidi Montag) out shopping on Robertson.
Be sure to click the thumbnail to learn more about how Chris fits into those pants.
If Michael over at DListed has a love affair with Phoebe Price, I have to admit my why-are-they-a-celebrity allegiance goes to Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker.
I just adore this kid.
I also love his uncanny resemblance to one Heidi Montag.
Here he is shopping on Robertson today.
“I retract my statement. Britney needs to not be left alone right now. I think if everyone left her alone, she could do some major damage to herself.”
Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker, to Page Six
Chris “Leave Britney Alone” Crocker leaves the Newsroom Cafe in LA. I can’t get over how much this kid looks like Heidi Montag. It’s funny every time.
What do you have to say for yourself now, Chris?
Should we leave Britney alone … to die???
Score
Britney Critics: 1
Chris Crocker: 0
Image via WENN
