This shit is going to DOMINATE the news today, and I am SO HAPPY that this asshole has to go to court, and I’m praying there’s some REAL punishment for his actions.

Fox News paid someone at the LAPD to leak them the detective’s notes about the case, and here’s what they had to say:

After Rihanna read a text message on Brown’s phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn’t because she was wearing her seatbelt.

Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna’s head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.

The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna’s clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.

Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”

Brown then reportedly replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you,” and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.

And Extra! says they have PHOTOS of Chris’s blood-spattered Lamborghini and will be showing the photos on their show tonight.

“Extra” has obtained photos of the inside Chris Brown’s rented Lamborghini. The images reveal blood splattered on the passenger’s side dashboard. Rihanna was reportedly sitting in the passenger seat of the car the night she was allegedly attacked. Tune in to “Extra” tonight for a sneak preview of the photos.

Classy!

And I have to tell you guys my favorite part of all of this: the photo I’ve posted above? No, that was not my horrible, poor-taste idea, it’s the actual photo that Fox News used to run with this story. You better believe someone over there is patting their back over this: “Look, it’s like she’s reading the text message! And she’s horrified! And he’s smiling, because he’s about to kick her ass! How great is that?”

Good job guys!!!

The L.A. County DA has charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making a threat.  The arraignment is today at 3:30.  Dude could go to jail for nine years.  Pray!

Chris Brown has his day in court today.  And he needs to actually appear.  Unless a deal is struck.  Whaaaat?

Yep, Brown’s attorney-Mark Geragos, has been in downtown LA this week meeting with the DA assigned to this case.  The two have been meeting in hopes of coming to a compromise with the charges against Chris.  How do you think this will go?  He could be charged with a felony.  That would mean jail if he was found guilty.  He could plead guilty to a misdemeanor; he would take some classes, do some community service and be done.  Or he could plead guilty to a felony, but if he stays out of trouble for a year, charges could be down-graded to a misdemeanor level.

I’m not going to freak my freak until we see what actually happens.  Prosecutors do often pursue domestic violence cases even when the victim is unwilling to testify.  The pictures of Rihanna should be evidence enough!  But, if a deal is cut, what message does this send?  Okay, okay, I’m keeping my cynicism at bay and hoping for the best.

Chris Brown is scheduled for arraignment in an LA court on Thursday!

Finally!

The police have reportedly wrapped up their investigation and turned the matter over to the DA’s office, although some sources disagree.

“The District Attorney does have the case,” LAPD media spokesman Richard French told the Daily News.

Prosecutors, however, said they haven’t seen anything yet.

“It’s not true. There’s been no meeting, no new information,” said DA spokeswoman Jane Robison.

DUDE. I don’t care who does what, just PUT HIS ASS IN JAIL!

Listen, this Chris Brown and Rihanna deal is played out at this point.  There are only so many ways to say it:  Chris is a scum.  Rihanna needs to run.  End of story.  But…

Who are these PR people Chris hired to help salvage his reputation?  Because they need to be fired, yesterday.  The half-assed non-statment, the phallic jet-skiing poses, the reconciliation with Rihanna-any decent public relations firm would not be letting this shit happen.  The only element that gives me a small sigh of relief is that Brown was not seen partying this weekend; it was a look-alike.  Poor bastard, being a Chris Brown ringer.

Chris is not only working to win back his victim, he is also in Miami recording for his newest album which, I suspect, will have anorexic airplay.

If Chris Brown was some anonymous warehouse worker, is there any doubt he would be in jail right now?

I know that by now you’ve been inundated with the ‘Chris Brown vs Rihanna vs the World’ controversy, but this kid keeps making an ass of himself. He’s out partying, showing absolutely no signs of remorse, and just generally being an asshole. 

He stepped out in Miami to attend a party being thrown by Young Jeezy  in the Gansevoort South hotel. Rihanna was nowhere to be found.

 

“He walked in and didn’t try to hide,” an eyewitness told RadarOnline.com. “Some people looked shocked he was there and he seemed to love the attention.”

He hung out at the pool until around 7:30 p.m. and no mention of Rihanna was made near him.

 

I don’t care if you didn’t sign up to be a role model – I believe that people need to pay more attention to raising their own kids, and less to what celebs are doing. But how much of a douchetard does one have to be to NOT understand that going out in public (to a PARTY no less) is just in bad taste -especially when details about blood being found in the car where you brutalized your girlfriend are being leaked to the press?

Yay, everything is so happy and fun!!!

Chris Brown was spotted jet-skiing in Miami this weekend, smiling and flexing.

No Rihanna in sight, although she’s rumored to be there with him. At least they weren’t dumb enough to be photographed together yet.

I used to really like Chris Brown. Now I can’t believe how nauseated I am by him. He still hasn’t issued a formal apology, or made any statement to indicate the seriousness of domestic violence, and now he’s grinning on a jet ski?

This is in such poor taste, dude.

You can buy all the jet skis and necklaces and watches on the planet, Chris. You can’t buy class, and it’s obvious you’re now the same human scum as the man who used to kick your mom’s ass while you were growing up in Shitsville, Virginia. You clearly lack the strength to break the cycle, coward.