Chloe Sevigny Is Running Out of Ideas
Friday, October 19th, 2007
Are those shorts?
Are they, Chloe?
Are you just running out of ways to be weird?
Chloe Sevigny wore a lovely pair of shorts to the opening of Pygmalion on Broadway on Thursday night.
I think we need to help Chloe out here. Does anyone have suggestions for her?
What if you showed up to your next event with a boa constrictor wrapped around your neck? Too Britney Spears? Have you considered wearing scrubs? I hear Katherine Heigl has her own line of them now. What if you wore a bikini as underwear? Still too Britney Spears? Purple lipstick? Pleather? I dunno, Chloe, but please never wear those shorts again, dear.
