Charlotte Ronson premiered her Spring 2010 looks at Bryant Park for New York fashion week and the front row was packed with her famous friends, including a Hilton sis and Ronson’s brother Mark. However, I couldn’t help but wonder if this was a fashion show or a casting call for a new reality show called “America’s Dirtiest Hipster”. I know it’s passe to “give a shit” but for the love of Christ, could somebody hose these people down?

I’m feeling tired and devastatingly un-clever. So to warm up,  I’m just going to post some pictures of famous people looking like shit.

Here’s the Ronson family at the I “Heart” Ronson launch party “red carpet” (red carpet courtesy of JC Penney). I’m not sure, but I think the designer, Charlotte Ronson, might have a bit of a lazy eye.  I’m guessing the collection includes a lot of bold horizontal stripes that inexplicably trail off and slant down to the left when you’re talking to them.

As for Corey Kennedy (see slide show) the whole knee pads in your tights look is a new one on me. <insert dick-sucking joke here>

Charlotte Ronson and Ali Hilfiger prove definitively that money cannot buy beauty at the Art Rocks! benefit in NYC.

Seriously, Charlotte Ronson needs to hurry up and take a fucking nap. Those bags under her eyes are so last season. And Ali? Stop puking, sweetie. You’re too old for that shit now.

Lindsay’s in Tokyo!

She and Samantha Ronson flew to the other side of the world to support Charlotte Ronson at her Tokyo fashion show.

What a happy family!

Sorry for my obsession with all things Ronson. Sorry you guys have to deal with it.

But here’s designer Charlotte Ronson at some party in NYC.

Those circles under her eyes are so dark they almost look like bruises. And standing next to socialite Olivia Palermo? Bad idea, Char. It almost seems like someone Photoshopped the two of you together. You can’t possible exist in the same space without the universe imploding.

Oh, Charlotte. Drugs are the new cool. Oh, wait. Except totally not at all.

No sibling rivalry here!

Samantha Ronson’s sister, designer Charlotte Ronson, shows off her goods at a benefit trunk show at her NYC flagship show.

I don’t know why I’m so obsessed with these girls. I just am. So you guys have to deal with that. Sorry.