“It comes across as this really sad need for approval. I’ve heard people make comments like, ‘You don’t really want to be in the tabloids, but you need to be for your career.’ They believe it’s actually important. It’s not. It’s ugly. Like, your life belongs to us now? That’s the deal? I didn’t get that memo. It wasn’t sent to me and I didn’t sign it. So, fuck you.”

Charlize Theron, in a new interview with British GQ.

Charlize, honey, the difference here is that you’re talented, darling. If you weren’t, you’d need the tabloids a little more desperately.

Congrats to Charlize!

Regarding his girlfriend of seven years, Charlize Theron, Townsend said:

“I’m married. I didn’t do a church wedding or anything, but we’re married. We’re husband and wife. We didn’t have a ceremony. I don’t need a certificate or the state or the church to say otherwise. So no there’s no big official story on a wedding, but we are married. … I consider her my wife and she considers me her husband.”

Does this make sense to anyone else?

You have to love People.com… they’ve caught someone in the act of getting groceries. Check out this screengrab:

Also, I have the scoop, it was at Whole Foods. She was in the act, at Whole Foods, buying food, to EAT!!

I sure hope I never get caught in the act of getting groceries… or even worse, getting an oil change. That would be just dreadful.