The vags are a-poppin’ lately.

Up now: Carson Daly, whose vagina excreted a healthy baby boy, named Jackson James Daly, on Sunday night.

Oh, wait, I’m just now getting word that Carson Daly’s vagina has a penis coming out of it and is therefore not equipped for childbirth. The baby was actually borne by his longtime girlfriend, Siri Pinter.

Congrats to the happy couple!

So this dude you used to care about, Carson Daly, got his girlfriend pregnant. Her name is Siri Pinter, and the girl got smart and pulled everything about herself off the Internet before news hit. She used to run a blog, siripinter.blogspot.com, but it’s down now. Her profile’s been pulled off Facebook. This is the only pic I could find of her — Google had it in cache from a link from her blog.

Anyone know who this chick is? Does Carson ever mention her on his show? I can’t find a single picture of the two of them together, which leads me to believe that she’s not so much his “girlfriend” as she is “the girl that he got pregnant.”

Anyway, the baby’s due in early spring.

Congrats, kids!

As I stated previously there is nothing going on. However, I remain very afraid of EvilBeet’s whip and so I’ve got this for your dome:

(re: both entertainers hosting New Year’s Eve shows) Carson Daly has dismissed the idea that he and Ryan Seacrest are in a rivalry to replace New Year’s Eve icon Dick Clark, who suffered a stroke two years ago.

The obvious comment is: How can two entities that suck have a rivalry?