The 19-year-old Joe Jonas and his actress girlfriend Camilla Belle have split, a fact that was confirmed by her rep.  ”Yes, it’s true.  [Joe and Camilla] have broken up. There is no third party involved and they care deeply about each other and will remain friends.”

For Joe’s part, he made a public statement of his own at a concert Sunday night in Detroit.  He changed a line of song lyrics from “Get a rep for breakin’ hearts, now I’m done with superstars” to “Get a rep for breakin’ hearts, now I’m done with movie stars.”  

Oh, the teenage angst of it all.

They’ve been rather secretive about their romance, but Joe Jonas and Camilla Belle looked very much the couple as they took in an LA Dodgers game on Monday. The whole Jonas clan attended — including Frankie, the one who’s not in the band. I’d actually never even heard about him until now. I’m gonna go ahead and be pleased with myself about that.

The woman in the blue dress is Dodgers CEO Jamie McCourt. When I went to business school in LA, in my past lifetime, I had the opportunity to take a course Jamie taught on women in leadership. Although she gave me a B — not cool, Jamie — it was one of the most useful courses I took during the entire degree program. I totally use way more of what Jamie taught me than anything I learned in investment finance or accounting (which is probably a good thing, given the economy right now — sorry to all my classmates who became I-bankers!). She’s a total inspiration who manages to be a well-respected professional in a male-dominated industry while maintaining a healthy, loving marriage and raising children who adore her. I wanna be her when I grow up.

So far they just have pics of the “tv personalities” up so I will leave the massive gown post to Beet or Wendie. In the meantime, here are some red carpet pics from last nights Pre-Oscar Dinner at Chateau Marmont. 

Angie Harmon = Gorilla Shoulders. ‘Nuff said. 

Jaime King = Shiny does not equal formal. This looks like one of Blanche Devereaux’ sexy time ensembles. Your hair looks very lush and nourished though. 

Debra Messing = Not everyone is blessed in the mammary region, which is fine, but in the space of one outfit you’ve taken away your waist and given yourself cankles thus making yourself a          rectangle in black tutu. Not good. 

Julianne Moore = Just Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. 

Although Dita Von Teese is giving magnificent face I think I will have to award best overall to Camilla Belle and her prodigious brows. Dita ruined it with the velvet shower curtain thing she’s wearing. 

I’m in that kind of a mood and I’m feeling more than my usual disturbed.

Am I off base, or does Dakota Fanning look way too adult for fourteen?  When I look at these pictures of her at the Push premeire in LA, she looks like a woman.  She’s even doing that Annie Leibowitz/Miley Cyrus over the shoulder glance thingy.  Her face looks young and thankfully she hasn’t had her teeth capped or whitened; it just seems like so much skin for a ninth grader.  As the senior citizen here at The Beet, I’m willing to accept that I’m probably just a prude.

Also there was Kimora Lee Simmons.  She’s knocked up by Djimon Hounsou who has been in Spielberg movies and shit, but will always be the hot guy from the Janet Jackson “Love Will Never Do(Without You)” video. Fugged up Rumer Willis appeared with red hair and Camilla Belle has solidified her position as my new girl crush.  If I was Joe Jonas, I totally would have picked her over Taylor Swift, too.  Okay, I gotta duck out of here before I get the “beet down” for bashing Tay.

Despite what he may have claimed in his other set of emails, it appears Robert Pattinson IS boning Camilla Belle, as his FB email to her suggests his on-and-off girlfriend, Giulietta, “caught on someway or another.”

Tee hee.

WONDER WHAT JOE JONAS THINKS???

I hope Taylor Swift is having a field day with this shit.

Oh, and Giulietta has a blog, of course, and on it she wrote the following:

We live in a sad, sad world today. Where people are taken advantage of from the wrong reasons and privacy is non-existent. One of my really good friends had his privacy taken away from him. Even more so than it already is. Not to mention than other people got hurt in this unfortunate thing, that was done to him today. People will do anything to feel a part of something that they are trying to grasp.

Fucking, crazy sick people who do things for the fun of fucking with peoples lives. We all have feelings and bleed just the same if we are cut.
This is all I am going to say on the subject – ever. It really fucking blows and so does the media for making things worse for wear.

I’m extremely sad,
Giules

Heh. Thanks so much, Giulietta “Shakespeare” Spirlea, for confirming that these are actually Robert’s Facebook’s screen shots. I’m sure he really appreciates your help.

Thanks Svengali!

Oh, this would make me BEYOND happy.

So you know how Joe “Loser” Jonas dumped Taylor “Perfect” Swift for Camilla “Eyebrows” Belle, who was supposedly, like, the love of his whole life?

Welllll, it looks like the tables may have turned!

Camilla was spotted hanging out on Abbot Kinney in Venice with none other than newly minted heart-throb Robbert Pattinson, of Twilight fame. The two looked VERY chummy, and there have been rumors about them for awhile now.

Did Joe Jonas get his ass dumped for a dude who isn’t totally repulsive to anyone over the age of 17?

Man, I sure hope so.

A source tells People magazine that the 19-year-old JoBro hot commodity, after unceremoniously dumping Taylor Swift via a brief phone call, has taken up with 10,000 BC actress Camilla Belle, whom he met on the set of his music video for “Lovebug.” Camilla is 22.

“They met on the set of his music video,” says the source. “All the guys always had thought she was really pretty and that’s why they asked her to be in it … It was only after doing the video that they began to date.”

What does Joe see in this girl?

“She’s a really good girl and it seems they share a lot of the same characteristics and morals,” says the source.

Well, God knows it wasn’t about her eyebrows. Those things are practically immoral.

There’s a bunch of pics of Camilla in the thumbnails, all taken in the past six months. I don’t really think she’s anything that special. In fact, wanna know what I think she looks like? The long-lost Jonas Sister. Seriously. She matches them.