Thank goodness there have been so many sex scandals lately. I was starting to worry that you people were spending too much time reading about the election, and not enough time reading about gossip. But this week has been good to gossip.

Up now: the Lindsay Lohan sex tape.

Rumor has it that the still of Lindsay giving head to some dude was taken from ex-boyfriend Calum Best’s cell phone — but it isn’t actually Calum she’s sucking on. It’s the son of some famous sports guy.

Whatever. The thing’ll leak or it won’t. I do think that this is Lindsay in the photo, though. The NSFW pic is after the jump.

Ah, D-list love.

Perhaps Kim Stewart was dissatisfied with the level of press coverage she was getting from porking Tommy Lee, or perhaps she was acting on orders from Paris Hilton, who was quietly managing to ruin Lindsay Lohan’s life even while waging war on jail recidivism rates by creating transitional housing for former female inmates having her hair extensions dyed. Or maybe these two just share that special bond two people inevitably forge when they’re both famous for absolutely nothing.

Whatever the reason, Kimberly Stewart and Calum Best were spotted leaving Il Sole together on Friday night, and the buzz on the street is that they were there on a date. Make of it what you will.