My very favoritest of all the Willises, 14-year-old Tallulah Belle, was spotted on Robertson with her dad Bruce and some chick. I believe this is former Playmate Karen McDougal, but I’m sure you guys will correct me if I’m wrong. I can’t ID the other girl, but I assume she’s some friend of Tallulah’s.

Anyway, how fabulous is Tallulah? She’s just so freaking great on camera. I love her and I can’t wait until she’s a little older and starts showing up more often.

And to celebrate new pics of Tallulah, I’ve included here the Tori Amos video for “Talula,” which always pops into my head when I see this little Willis gem, and because I’m just a shameless Toriphile.

Bruce Willis hits the town with his new love, 29-year-old model Emma Heming.

The kicker?

In this shot, they’re leaving Ashton Kutcher’s 30th birthday party.

Gosh, Ashton Kutcher is 30 years old already? Geez, Demi, don’t you think it’s about time you dump his ass and take up with Aaron Carter?

Best Buy comes up with the worst promo ever. [Jossip]

Bruce Willis somehow looks like a truck driver, yet he once again has a barely legal hot girlfriend…see kids money can buy you love! [ICYDK]

Some guy auditioned for American Idol 11 times? Seriously, somebody really wants to get on TV. [People]

I have no issue with Baptists…but I do have an issue with crazy folk. [Mollygood]

Kim Kardashian…still naked. [Egotastic]

Remember how scary his balding ass looked last week?

I guess Bruce Willis reads the gossip blogs, as he opted to wear a hat to the Rome premiere of Live Free or Die Hard.

Thank you, Bruce. Now let’s never take it off again, okay?

It’s Bruce Willis.

Yeah, you read that right.

I am not fucking kidding you.

What? Happened?

PUT THE TOUPEE BACK ON, BRUCE!! YOU’RE SCARING ME!!!

Mark my words on this, people. I’m just saying now that I called it. And if I’m still doing this shit in five years I will refer you all back to this post when she’s ridiculously famous. Also, if I’m still doing this shit in five years, kill me.

Rumer’s the oldest, and she’s kind of tip-toeing onto the celebutante scene, and we’re trying to welcome her because God knows we need some new blood around here, but the fact is she’s not all that attractive or interesting and photos of her tend to fall a little flat.

But Tallulah? Look at her. The camera loves this girl. Your eye immediately goes to her. She has that thing. She just looks like trouble. She’s only 13 now, so you’ve gotta give her a few years to build up a drug habit, but I guarantee you people this girl is going to be all over these blogs by 2011 or so.

At the Live Free or Die Hard premiere in NYC.

It’s so unfair that everyone promotes everything in Japan, leaving us non-Japanese based writers out in the cold.

Well, check out the above picture and note that it’s going down again. Bruce Willis is over there promoting his new film, Live Free or Die Old right this moment. He’s enjoying good sushi with real Wasabi (I’ve been assured you can’t get “real” Wasabi in the states) while singing Karaoke and partying with Harajuku girls. And where the hell are we? At our desks.

I hope it’s all worth it Bruce. Stay away from the Yakuza.