Come to think of it, where in the world is Brittany Murphy’s talent?  Good question and obviously one that the producers of the movie The Expendables were asking as well.  Murphy had landed a fairly substantial role, playing the girlfriend of Mickey Rourke’s character but her part has been written out.  This was supposed to be her comeback role.

And just for giggles, Merriam-Webster’s definition of “expendable” is as follows:  more easily or economically replaced than rescued. 

Oh, Brittany.  The writing wasn’t just on the wall, it was right on the front of your copy of the script.

Here’s Brittany hosting the opening of something called Blumarine in Coral Gables, Florida.

There are 38 red carpet images from this event on WireImage.

The lighting is good in zero of them.

It’s like the cameras themselves are actually trying to protect you from the sight of Brittany’s husband.

Is she on a quest to become as unattractive as her husband?

This is just ew. Just ew.

At Fashion Week in NYC.

Sooooo gross.

Can you believe she went from Ashton Kutcher to this?

When is Britney due again? This is so frustrating. Items being circulated as news today:

• Paris Hilton released the album you and your best friend recorded on an 8-track when you were ten years old. Honestly, I had pretty much made up my mind that I was not going to listen to this album; I was going to hold out for weeks, at least, and possibly months; my resolve was strong and my motives were pure; and around 3:15 pm a coworker dropped it on my desk, and it was all over for me. I’ll write a more thorough review later.
• No one will ever marry Brittany Murphy. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Makeover!
• Kate Hudson thinks she can just skip out on an overseas premiere of a movie nobody cares about just because she’s divorcing a man nobody cares about without it being big news. And any other week, she’d be right.