I declared it “Britney Spears Day”
She got divorced.
Best News Ever.
:)
Here are some Britney Spears Divorce Links for Your Evening:
Perez has a barrage of great articles of their last final days as a couple including an explosive weekend in NYC that was the nail in the coffin for the relationship [PerezHilton]
Defamer thinks MTV’s plague of bees is god showing displeasure at this holy relationship being over. [Defamer]
A classic “Letter of Fug” from Brit to Kevin. And I quote, “I hope your cornrows all fall out and you trip on your manpris and you break your face and you crash your car.” Actually I hope she takes his stupid car she bought for him away. [GoFugYourself]
America’s Camelot Has Ended, even puppies are sad. [The Gilded Moose]
Oh, it is also election day too. You better vote!!!! God (in all forms) Bless America!
Via the geniuses at “Best Week Ever,” here are some amazing clips of Britney Spears on David Letterman throughout her career. They put together a lovely time line which is quite amusing since I never really caught on to how she was using Dave as her little PR machine. The folks at David Letterman should be happy since he get has gotten the scoop on the Pop Princesses milestones.
By clicking on this link you get what you ask? Clips of classic Dave and B moments!
1) Britney Spears last night. (I’m not fat anymore y’all)
2) Britney announcing that she and K-Fed are expecting baby #2 (Favorite Quote: I’m still fat because I’m pregnant y’all!)
3) Britney and Kevin trying to get people to watch “Chaotic” (Favorite Quote: Kevin’s normal and I’m happy y’all!)
4) Britney shows off her new SEXY image trying to promote “Britney” (Favorite Quote: Keep Buying my Albums y’all!)
5) Britney, hot and underage shows her belly off to the world before it would hold K-Fed’s spawn just a bit down the road. (Favorite Quote: I’m Britney Spears and I want to be famous y’all).
Disclaimer: This above pic is from the appearance where Britney announced she was preggos. NOT last night.
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To be fair, here at The Beet, we get at least 5 or 10 hits a day from people searching for “Brad Beet.” I’m serious.
This is a classic little ditty from Liquid Generation. I find it quite amusing and I hope you do to. I really don’t care anymore if Britney got a boob job. It is a little trip down memory lane.
Click here to enjoy “The Mystery of Britney’s Breasts”
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