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SHE BETTER NOT PULL THIS SHIT IN SEATTLE!!!!

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

I am getting reports in like crazy that Britney Spears STOPPED her concert in Vancouver for a full 30 minutes!!!! She just walked off stage. Apparently there was too much SMOKE around the stage (I’m guessing the funny-smelling kind of smoke). The concert-goers booed her.

Ohhhhhhhh Britney.

Get it TOGETHER! I see your ass TOMORROW and you better not fuck it up.

You guys, I totally have VIP tickets. I didn’t even realize I’d gotten VIP tickets until we got our special VIP gifts in the mail. So what that means? Is that we get to get there at 4:15 and do all this shit. How amazingly cheesy does this look? I can’t even believe how cheesy. But I don’t think I can miss it! I wonder if they’ll let me in to the special VIP experience if I’m wearing my pink wig and clutching my umbrella …

Update: At the end of the show Britney reportedly said “Don’t smoke weed … unless you are outside!” You tell ‘em, girl.

Britney Gets Cocky…Again

Wednesday, April 8th, 2009

I really cannot wait for Beet’s review of Britney Spears in lip-syncing heaven concert, even if I do have bad news for her this morning.  It seems like Brit says something wholly inappropriate every seven days or so.  And since Brit screamed out, “We’re gonna rock it out with our cocks out,” Monday night in Edmonton, this doesn’t bode well for Beet getting to witness the oral insanity live, tomorrow night in Tacoma.

Oh, and because I know you like to occasionally hear things coming out of Brit’s mouth that aren’t on pre-recorded tracks, here’s the video.  You care about 6:55 on…

What Should I Wear to the Britney Spears Show???

Tuesday, April 7th, 2009

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You guys!

Big decision time!

I’m going to see Britney here in Seattle on THURSDAY!!! My best friend is coming out to Seattle to go with me. We are SOOO excited! We were texting this morning trying to figure out what we are going to wear. We have NO idea! I said I’d ask you guys for ideas. I know you guys can get creative and fun.

What should we wear to the Britney show????

Crazy Cubed

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

“Cubed” means to the third power, right?  Because I need to make sure that I’m using the right mathematical term to define the insanity that occurred last night at the Wiltern in Hollywood.  Lily Allen did a cover of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” and danced with Lindsay Lohan.  I’m sorry, But Lily Allen and Lindsay Lohan singing and dancing to Britney Spears?  That is, just…tri-fuckery.

Britney Spears’ Life Is a Bad CIA Movie

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

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Untraceable cell phones. Secret rendezvous. SOS signals. It’s all here, at least in the version of Britney Spears’ life that Sam Lutfi is making up. His sister took the stand in court today to talk about all the kinds of crazy they’ve been through trying to stay in contact with Britney despite a restraining order.

Christina Lutfi said Britney Spears told her that she was afraid of her father and needed her brother’s help to hire her own attorney. The 25-year-old was introduced as a surprise witness Wednesday, moments after a judge rejected a motion to dismiss the restraining order.

She was also the last witness in a hearing that has spanned three months. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Aviva K. Bobb continued temporary orders until she hears closing arguments April 21.

Christina Lutfi said her brother gave her a prepaid cell phone, which she secretly gave to Spears at a hotel sauna, so that the two could contact each other. She said she repeatedly called the number, trying to make sure the singer was safe.

She claimed she used her brother’s cell phone in recent months. But under questioning by Jamie Spears’ attorneys, Christina Lutfi could not recall the phone number of one of her brother’s cell phones, nor the phone she said she’d handed to Spears.

She also acknowledged that she shared the cell phone with her brother at their parents’ home, where a landline is installed.

Jamie Spears testified in February that he eventually found and confiscated the phone, which indicated communications to Lutfi and his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. The phone’s discovery, and a series of late-night and early phone calls from Lutfi, led to the current restraining order application … testimony from Britney Spears’ hairdresser and a security guard indicated the singer was troubled by Lutfi’s overtures.

Arguments were echoed by attorney for lawyer Jon Eardley, who the conservatorship also hopes to block from contacting Spears. Eardley has repeatedly been rejected in attempts to install himself as Britney Spears’ attorney, and was rebuffed last month at a hearing where he sought to invalidate the conservatorship.

Evidence showed communications between Lutfi and Eardley, and Jamie Spears’ attorneys have called their relationship a “conspiracy” to undermine the conservatorship.

So, like, woah. This is some deeply woven shit. Are these people really just so crazy and greedy that they’re going to courtroom lengths to get a piece of Britney Spears? From the outside, Britney seems much, much better under her conservatorship. I think if Jamie were really treating her badly or if she were actually in any danger, we’d be hearing about it from her dancers and her stylists and even Kevin Federline, not from Sam Lutfi. Britney may not be happy under the conservatorship, but it exists because she has proven definitively that she can’t be trusted to safely make her own choices.

Britney’s New Candie’s Commercial

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Here’s a sneak preview at Britney Muh Bitch Of A Pussy Keeps Fallin’ Out Spears’ new Candie’s ad.  Every time I see Candie’s, I think of Daisy Duke-not the shorts, the chick from Dukes of Hazzard.  Which makes me think of Jessica Simpson.  Which makes me think of Chicken of the Sea tuna.  Which makes me think of Brit.

It’s an amazing universe.

Britney Gets Into a Bitchin’ Groove

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

The sound folks on Britney’s show need to stop sniffing paint. Once again, they left her microphone on at a time when it should have been off, and Britney’s enthusiastic “Bitch!” was captured for all to hear (around the 0:04 mark on this clip). It’s like the only time this girl’s mic is actually off is when she’s “singing.”

I hope that when I go to see Britney, the audio guys will just be completely passed out and we can hear EVERYTHING she mumbles to herself over the course of a show, little gems like “Fuck yeah!” and “What city are we in again?” and “I can smell my own pussy from here!”

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