Daddy Spears has been able to control most aspects of her life for the past year, but you didn’t really think he could control the romantic inclinations of Britney “Mah Pussy Is Hangin’ Out” Spears, now did he?

Word on the street is that Brit-Brit has an extra eye in the center of her ring, if you catch my drift.

She’s rumored to be hooking up with her longtime talent agent, Jason Trawick, who’s the dude to her left in this photo.

Trawick, 37, a William Morris Agency rep, recently joined Spears for the first four shows of her Circus tour, but we have learned that the two recently have grown much closer away from the workplace.

Trawick declined to comment and referred our request to Spears rep, who has given no official comment on any extracurricular relationship. Trawick’s WMA assistant would only confirm that Trawick had been traveling with Spears on her Circus tour and is now back in L.A.

A Spears insider, meanwhile, insists that the singer and the agent strictly have a “close professional relationship” and that’s it, calling it “ridiculous” to suggest the pair is anything close to “romantic.”

But another well-placed source tells E! News that Trawick’s talent agency bosses are OK with his tight bond with his client and, in fact, “They joke about it.”

Jason’s had a role in Britney’s life forever, and rumors about them getting romantic started when the two vacationed together in Costa Rica last summer (we’ve got that photo here), and a few days later they were cuddling at Christian Audigier’s 50th birthday party at L.A.’s Petersen Automotive Museum.

Best yet, Papa Spears approves! Well, sort of. Says an insider: “Jason is one of the few people who Jamie Spears trusts.”
I think Papa Spears probably views this as the lesser of many, many, many evils.

Britney Spears shows the paparazzi what she’s working with, lounging at the pool at a Miami hotel on a day off from her tour.

And, yes, OF COURSE we have an ass close-up in the thumbnails. What? You thought we wouldn’t?

There’s also a bunch of other photos of her chillin’ on a deck chair. She looks good and she’s sipping water, although it wouldn’t kill her to put on a little more sunscreen — she’s super scorched! It’s also very cute how she keeps her pack of Marlboros right next to the diaper bag. But, ya know what? All things considered, I’m very proud of Britney right now. Props, girl.

The Daily Mail is reporting that Jamie Spears gave three of Britney “My Pussy Is Hanging Out” Spears’ tour dancers the boot because they were caught using drugs.

“They begged to be given a second chance but were shown the door,” said a source. “But the show must go on and such behaviour won’t be tolerated. The remaining dancers have been read the riot act. They have been told that if they know of drugs being used they must come clean or face the boot themselves.”

Other sources report that the rules for the tour dancers are “beyond strict.”

Dayum!

Mr. Spears is SERIOUS about keeping his daughter clean.

Good for him!

Watch it while it’s hot!

Here’s the much buzzed-about video of the ever-articulate Britney Spears Sunday-night show in Tampa.

“My pussy is hanging out!” Brit yelled as she went off-stage, apparently because her costume was a little too tight in the crotch-al area.

Wouldn’t be the first time, Britney. Wouldn’t be the first time.

Our dear beloved Brit Brit had a surprise visit with about 40 sick children currently staying in the Miami Children’s Hospital. She also pledged to donate 100,000 to the hospital’s Big Apple Circus Clown Care program. The program enables the hospital to provide medically trained techs dressed as clowns for the children, in an effort to make their treatments and situation less scary.

I understand that this program is a good thing. They have their hearts in the right place. But WTF could be more frightening for a small sick child than a giant clown  coming towards you with a needle?!

Most of what I’ve seen of Brit’s newest tour (fake full-length ink sleeve tees included) have indicated that she is back in the winner’s circle . And what do winners do?

They go to Disney World!!

I’m sure those smug bastards over at Disney wrote her off for good after the head shaving incident, but she has the cojones to go back to the land of her birth add force those oversized mice to take a picture with her.  I bet she has a list, just like Earl, but in reverse, and if you talked ish about her she’s going to pop up at your spot looking fabulicious and force your haggard ass into a photo just to prove her point.

Of Britney’s Circus tour, opening night!

Three more vids after the jump.

SOOO excited to see this live.

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