A newly brunette Britney Spears shopped at Bed, Bath, & Beyond (fuck yeah!) with boyfriend Jason Trawick on Sunday. Even super stars need stylish hand towels.

I like the new brunette look, but it’s not exactly “iconic” Britney Spears. What do you think?

I watched this video about a year ago and I was thinking how sad it was to watch video of Brit back when she was really on top of her game.  I remember thinking she was too far gone.

Now she’s on her way back and Michael is gone.  It’s surreal.

Britney Spears went shopping in Beverly Hills today.  Um, isn’t it summertime in California?  It isn’t in Massachusetts but I’m pretty sure it’s not snowing on the west coast, so please help me to understand why she’s wearing winter boots.  Is this some sort of updated Ugg (I like to call them Ughs) thing?

Anyway, Brit looks great.  In shape, very blonde, very tan.  Have you ever noticed that if you look close enough you can find a mark or stain in almost every candid, on-the street picture of Brit?  Stains and tacky manicures — they’re her trademarks.

Three days ago, Star Magazine released an article claiming that Britney Spears became engaged to her agent, Jason Trawick, last month while the two vacationed in the Bahamas together.

“He didn’t exactly get down on one knee, but Brit didn’t care. She said yes, and they opened a bottle of champagne to celebrate,” says an insider. “Jason held Britney for a long time and kissed her cheeks. They talked about their future for hours and didn’t go to sleep until after 3 a.m.! They just wanted to be alone together.”

The article goes on to say that Britney is planning to wed in December when her Circus tour wraps, and  wants the wedding to look like a “fairytale”, not “trashy” like her previous two trips down the aisle.

Yesterday, People Magazine released an article refuting the rumors of engagement. Their source claims there is “no truth to it at all,” and “Britney is not engaged.”

So I guess you just have to compare and decide for yourself which magazine has more reputable reporting: Star or People? Which is a bit like comparing the relative safety levels of unprotected sex on an airplane that is crashing into a pile of white supremacist Ebola cobras and…. knitting.

She may look lost and confused, but her nipples know exactly which way they’re headed.

Here’s Brit-Brit shopping in London today. Hopefully she remembered to buy a bra!

Britney is so well-intended.  While in London she started out by taking her sons for a walk but then got one of them stuck in a pile of horse excrement.  Pushing strollers is such hard work.  The good news?  She had her hired help with her to assist with the physical labor.

Other pics in the gallery show Brit on the same day, wearing a different shirt, as well as her son’s impressive tongue rolling skills.

I cannot seem to escape articles about the vulva today. Britney Spears made the tabloid news this weekend, and once again, the pictures we have are not of a private appearance by the singer in London, but of an appearance by her privates. She can manage to cover her head with a jacket, but can’t cover up that other, more important hair?

I must have Britney’s bush fatigue because I am getting very, very tired of seeing this woman’s reproductive parts.

The “business” is in the gallery.