Okay, if we’re gonna be all over LiLo’s ass for breaking out of rehab every now and then, let’s note that Brigitte Nielsen checked into rehab, like, five minutes before this photo was taken. She stepped out to attend the Comedy Central Roast of Flava Flav with her husband, Mattia Dessi, and I am saddened to admit that I know exactly who this guy is because I watched both The Surreal Life and Flavor of Love and honestly if anyone wants to be my boyfriend the position is open and really needs to be filled because this morning I watched the entire hour-long “Best Of” episode of Girls Next Door and honestly people I can’t go on like this indefinitely.

Sigh.

Flav showed up with his mom, and Snoop Dogg was there too. And Jimmy Kimmel hosted but he gets no pictures on this blog because of that fucking bullshit he pulled with Emily Gould.