Check out Bret Michaels on Ellen.

Bret Michaels, meet the cast of Rock of Love 2.

Cast of Rock of Love 2, meet Bret Michael’s penis.

Seriously there is a gerbil in those pants suffocating right now.

Maybe two gerbils.

Fresh from my inbox:

Over 3.9 million total viewers tuned into the “Rock of Love with Bret Michaels” reunion special this past Sunday night (10/7) to learn that Bret’s love match was a mismatch. VH1 will continue to help Bret find his ‘rose’ and announces today that a second season of the record-breaking series will premiere on VH1 in early 2008.

After handing in her VIP pass, Jes, the pink-haired beauty proved she was not fit to handle Bret Michaels’ rock-star lifestyle. But the tour continues on and the Poison frontman is searching again for someone to ‘rock his world.’ The second season will feature 20 new women pining for Bret’s heart.

Too funny. Last night I got momentarily obsessed with finding out if Bret Michaels was still dating Rock of Love winner Jes Rickleff. I spent like an hour searching through everyone’s MySpace pages to find out. And this morning, Page Six runs this:

REALITY TV-show relationships don’t last long, especially at VH1. In fact, “Rock of Love” star Brett Michaels never even got started with the “girlfriend” he selected last season, Jes Rickleff. Sources tell The Post’s Melissa Jane Kronfeld that Michaels was informed by the pink-haired punk rocker over the phone that she had taken up with a Chicago clothing designer upon returning home to the windy city. VH1 has renewed “Rock of Love” for a second season, but has not announced if Michaels will be its heartthrob.

In fact, Jes’s MySpace page does indicate she is “In a Relationship.” It also seems to have quite a bit of promotion for Chii Clothing, which I’m going to guess is her boyfriend’s line.

I also found this on Heather’s blog, regarding the finale, and found it interesting:

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST—I ABSOLUTELY, 100% DID NOT SAY I WOULD SHARE HIM.WE BOTH SAID NO..THAT WAS EDITED AND I AM SOOOO APPALLED BY THAT–AS IF THE STIPPER THING WASNT ENOUGH, (WHICH I QUIT DOING MONTHS AGO)–OR PRETTY MUCH NEVER SHOWING ONE BAD THING ABOUT JESS, I GOT RAN THROUGH THE COALS AND HEARTBROKEN ONCE AGAIN.
I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THE TRUTH.