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Avril Lavigne is Moving In With Brandon Davis. Gross.

Friday, October 23rd, 2009

Avril Lavigne

Well, her soon to be ex husband Deryck Whibley has already moved on to making out with chick in tattoo parlors, so I guess it makes sense that Avril would move on to someone new, too. But while Deryck Whibley is out hooking with some Hollywood scene queen, she’s moving in with a former Hollywood kinda sorta somebody with a big greasy face. Yeah, Brandon Davis. A refresher for those of you who’ve had the pleasure of forgetting: he’s the one who hangs out with Paris and Co. and famously called Lindsay Lohan poor for only having seven mil. and then brilliantly called her a firecrotch to TMZ cameras.

The two supposedly have been seeing each other since the split, but their move in seems more recession-friendly than serious. From Hollyscoop: “Avril is selling her home where she lived with Deryck, while Brandon still lives in his family’s Bel-Air mansion….They both needed a place to live, so they decided to move in together.”

This is the first woman that Brandon has ever lived with and Avril isn’t even divorced yet, so I don’t anticipate this relationship going anywhere. I actually, deep down, genuinely feel that eventually one of them is going to wind up stabbing the other in a coke-fueled rage. I think this is probably a massive mistake, but they didn’t ask me so whatever…

Fun Times with Brandon Davis

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

The only thing more amusing than watching Brandon “Asshole” Davis accidentally back his super-expensive car into another super-expensive car comes when the second car is owned by a celebrity — in this case, Pink, who promptly demands the paparazzi let her see their video as evidence.

Thanks Anthony!

Back to Brandon???

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Ick!!!

Super-hottie model Miranda Kerr has reportedly broken up with boyfriend Orlando Bloom — and landed back in the arms of her ex, greasy, alcoholic billionaire Brandon Davis.

Brandon and Miranda were spotted sucking face all over the NYC club scene earlier this week.

Who would want to kiss Brandon Davis? I’d honestly be worried about horrible acne break-outs with my skin in such close proximity to all his grease. It seems like quite a risk to take for someone who makes her living based on her looks! I hope she’s using her ProActiv at night!

This photo was taken of Orlando and Miranda going on vacation together in late June — so something must have happened recently to disturb their romance. Wonder what it was.

Back in the U S of A!

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

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Welcome home, Paris! Now go away.

Just back from a whirlwind international trip, Paris wasted no time in hitting up the clubs.

Jet lag, anyone?

Par-Par swung by Villa Lounge last night with Brandon Davis and Kim Stewart.

Brandon Davis Has a Plan

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Brandon Davis Smokes 10 Cigarettes After Doing a Line of Cocaine

You know, Gatecrasher ran this as a blind item, and I was going to do the same, but you know what? Fuck that. There’s nothing blind about this.

Which oily celebrity hanger-on, who has been through rehab, is telling friends he’s found a new way to pace himself when he’s doing drugs? The bicoastal bum says for every line of coke he snorts he smokes 10 cigarettes.

What. A. Genius.

This is an infallible plan.

You sure are going places, Brandon. Going places like rehab.

Greasy Bear = Grossy Bear

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007

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Brandon Davis is so gross.

EVEN professional hairstylists won’t touch Brandon Davis’ hair. When “Greasy Bear” paid a visit late Saturday to the Frederic Fekkai Salon for a trim, stylists were so appalled by his oily grunginess they donned rubber gloves. “Even the shampoo person wore gloves,” said a source. “He [Davis] was really out of it, sweating profusely. His eyes were half shut and he was asking for carrot juice, even after they told him they only had orange juice.”

Ew.

Et Tu, Adrien?

Thursday, August 16th, 2007

Paris Hilton and Adrien Grenier

Alas, another one of my boyfriends has gone over to the dark side.

Paris Hilton’s flavor du jour is obviously Adrien Grenier.

He picked her up from her house last night and took her to some art show, where Brandon Davis was also present. (First: Awwwwkward. Second: What the fuck was Brandon Davis doing at an art show? In sunglasses? Hopefully they provided him with a coloring book to keep him entertained.)

Adrien, how could you do this to me? I truly thought you were better than that. Paris Hilton’s wicked spell must be very, very powerful.

Photo credit: Buzz Foto

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