Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper seem to be getting even cozier… but not too cozy! The two arrived at LAX on a flight from Canada yesterday, and while the two definitely exited the same plane, but once they stepped food off the aircraft, the two never were seen together. Renee went to baggage claim and got two massive suitcases, which she brought to her waiting car and left with. Bradley, on the other hand, strolled on out of the airport with nothing but a backpack, although there are no photos of him going to Renee’s car or anyone else’s car, for that matter. I’m thinking maybe Renee grabbed both their bags and they met up later? Either way, there’s something very “spy movie” about the whole thing.

Jennifer Aniston has been shafted by a man she was dating for another woman once again, and of course that’s gotta hurt. While it may not have been her husband Brad Pitt or on/off beau John Mayer, Bradley Cooper has left her feeling cold after ditching out on her after a promising dinner date to settle in with Renee Zellweger.

It’s not that Jen really cares all that much about Bradley, although she did think there was a bit of promise for the two of them, it’s really more that she doesn’t understand what Renee has that she doesn’t. A source close to Renee explained to Us Weekly why they think she has the edge over Jen: “She just does her thing, has her friends and her life and is cool. She’s really happy and doesn’t need anyone to feel complete.”

Ouch. As opposed to Jen, who’s flailed around town with every dude I can think of since her split with Brad. One of Aniston’s friends also told Us, “She’s used to being single and in work mode, and she’s used to rejection.” Double ouch.

I guess this isn’t just a date or two — Renee Zellweger and Hangover hottie Bradley Cooper were spotted arriving at the airport together in Spain, where they were picked up and whisked off by a waiting car. A Spanish holiday already? Dayum. But maybe that’s not such a big deal when you’re ridiculously rich and famous and needing to put as much distance as possible between yourself and Jennifer Aniston.

After much ado, it appears that Mr. Scarlett Johansson will be taking the coveted role of The Green Lantern in the upcoming flick based on the DC Comics hero.

Reynolds and his camp entered negotiations for the part Friday, after the studio held two rounds of screen tests, along with actors Bradley Cooper and Jared Leto. Justin Timberlake also did a screen test.

The studio had holding options on the actors, but, except for Reynolds, those expired Monday. Reynolds’ option would have expired end of day Friday.

One reason for the long search was De Line, Campbell and the studio each had a different favorite among the finalists, making it difficult to come to a consensus.

Oooh, I definitely would have liked to see Bradley Cooper in this role. I’d like to see Bradley Cooper in any role. I didn’t really understand the fuss around him, and then I finally got around to seeing The Hangover last week — which I thought was funny, but not AS funny as everyone else seemed to find it — and now I’m completely in love with Bradley Cooper and I want to marry him. Did you guys know he used to be married to Jennifer Esposito, the chick from Spin City? I actually love her too. So I’ll feel a little guilty when Bradley and I get married, but I think I’ll get over it once we start consummating our marriage over and over and over again.

Anyway. Congrats, Ryan. You still bore me, though.

It’s time for me to say “Goodbye” to my fiance, Bradley Cooper.  I could handle the “dates” he had with Jennifer Aniston and Renee Zellweger.  I found a way (denial) to handle the gay rumors.  But now, he has gone and betrayed me in the worst and most unspeakable way possible.  He is forever tainted.

Here are some pictures of Bradley on the movie set of his upcoming flick, Valentine’s Day.  Pictures of him and … Julia.  Roberts.  What’s next, Bradley?  A cameo on Mischa Barton’s soon-to-be-released, soon-to-be-cancelled Beautiful Life?  You break my heart.

Bradley Cooper was briefly “dating” Jennifer Aniston.  And when I say “dating,” what I really mean is “being seen in public to dispel the rumor that he’s engaged to be married to a certain celebrity blogger.”  He must have become bored with all the Brad talk, because he’s “moved on.”

Now, the silly people at People are reporting that he’s “dating” Renee Zellweger.  They had dinner Tuesday night at Antonucci’s in Manhattan and reportedly appeared to be a couple.  He’s an excellent actor.  

Stay tuned for more sightings and stories of him “dating” every single broad in Hollywood.  And expect me to report every single event using a copious amount of quotation marks.

Perhaps “I am not dating Jennifer Aniston” should be added to those little yellow books of commonly used foreign language phrases; right between “Hello” and “Where is the American Embassy?”

At the Louis Vuitton show in Paris yesterday, Bradley Cooper spoke to reporters and once again denied that he and Jennifer Aniston are an item.  And he did it in French. Hot.

Translated:

She’s a friend of mine. Simply, simply, just a friend. In America, its not like it is here. She’s someone who is super, super known. Famous. If someone says ‘hello’ to her, it’s given that he’s fallen in love with her. So, no. No. She’s a very, very interesting woman, but she’s simply a friend.

I wonder how many times he’ll have to do this. Probably every time he has dinner with her. Or speaks to her. Or looks at her. Because if you have a penis and come within a 5 yard radius of Jennifer Aniston, you are dating her.