The always non-essential Bobby Trendy, who has really done nothing except decorate Anna Nicole Smith’s bedroom and wear body glitter, trolling the streets of LA yesterday.  More pictures in the gallery to help you get inspired.

Is it wrong that I think his face looks a little like Katie Holmes’?

To my faithful readers:

Look.

I’m gonna hit “Publish.”

And then I’m going to pray.

And, for the next few minutes, I’m going to wait anxiously to see if the universe implodes under the force of the sheer fame-whoring trashiness created by Heather from Rock of Love and Bobby Trendy shopping together on Robertson. If it does, I’m sorry, and it’s been a great ride, kids. Thanks for the laughs.

To Heather and Bobby:

Los Angeles called.

It’s missing all its cocaine.

Bobby Trendy and Reichen Lehmkuhl share a tender moment at the Tan for a Cause “celebrity mixer” event in Hollywood to support the Reality Cares foundation.

Ugh, I went to one of these events last year to do some interviews. Both Bobby and Reichen were there, as well, but Bobby showed up about four hours late and trashed out of his gourd. It was too funny.

Anyway.

These guys’ll show up anywhere that’ll have them.

Reichen’s still way hot, though, and I’m still single if he changes his mind.

Bobby Trendy heads out of Villa Lounge in Hollywood after a long night of, um, somehow smearing his lip gloss.

That’s nice.