A friend of mine told me last night that Yahoo! Mail Beta allowed you to open several messages at once, in multiple tabs. My Yahoo mail is really just a relic of my past at this point, because the interface sucks so hard and the spam filtering is worse. But, just for kicks, I decided to switch to Beta today. It’s actually a very nice interface. And by “very nice” I of course mean “Outlook.” But the whole multiple-message tabbing thing is really, really useful. I’m shocked. I haven’t seen anything good come out of Yahoo in years. Come on, Google! Step it up! I need this in my Gmail!

I know it’s only Monday, but the game’s been won. The honor goes to Pasquale over at I’m Bringing Blogging Back, for — get this — an Oksana Baiul call. Remember her crazy ass?

Well played, my dear. Well played.

This is one of my favorite ads from the Superbowl.
There are a few of them that made me laugh and since these companies spent 2.5 million dollars a spot I’ll give them some more publicity and post a few throughout the day for your viewing pleasure.

Here you go #1 fun commercial of the day.

Beverly Hills police yesterday released more details on Prison Break star Lane Garrison’s car wreck in December, which killed a 17-year-old boy. To the surprise of absolutely no one, Garrison’s blood alcohol content was at least .16%, and he’d also been doing lines of cocaine before he got behind the wheel. He’ll be charged with DUI, and likely with felony DUI. The police also recommended that Garrison be charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

I’ll tell ya, this guy is Brandy’s best friend right now. Nothing distracts from your totally sober, momentarily distracted, life-claiming wreck on the 405 like a coke-snortin’, Grey-Goose-shootin’, underage-girl-totin’ life-claiming wreck in Beverly Hills. She should write him a thank-you note when he’s in jail.

Alright, alright. The new guy over at MollyGood earned his stripes today with this headline on Isaiah Washington’s return from Gayhab. I don’t know who you used to be, Cord, but you’re one of us now. And, just for kicks, I tracked down the headline that made me fall in love with Molly in the first place.

I’ll start posting gossip at some point today, guys, I promise. Having trouble focusing. Not sure why. Well, maybe I have some idea.

In the meantime, rewatch the clips from the Sarah Silverman Program and GET FUCKING PUMPED!!!

Once again we’re treated to Hollywood’s annual masturbatory awards ceremony — the Screen Actors Guild awards, where winners are chosen by the human beings on this planet who exhibit the greatest amount of taste and professional wisdom each and every year: actors.

In the winners circle, here are some of the highlights:

Helen Mirren won Best Actress in a TV Movie or miniseries for Elizabeth I and Best Female Actor for The Queen. Jennifer Hudson scored Best Supporting Actress.

America Ferrerra (Ugly Betty) won for Best Female Actress in a Comedy Series, and Alec Baldwin took home the well-deserved male equivalent for his role on 30 Rock. The Office won for Best Ensemble Cast in this category. Mindy Kaling’s nipple, as best I’ve heard, did not emerge from her dress this time.

Eddie Murphy took home Best Supporting Actor for Dreamgirls. Chandra Wilson finally got that Best Female Actress in a drama series for Grey’s Anatomy (Grey’s also took home Best Ensemble cast for drama, and no word yet on whether Isaiah called anyone a faggot in the process), and Hugh Laurie won for House.

Topping off the evening, Little Miss Sunshine took out enough ads in the Hollywood Reporter to earn themselves Best Cast of a Motion Picture.

FabSugar has the WireImage subscription for all the pics I refuse to pay for.

MollyGood has posted one of the best videos I’ve seen in a while. From ParisExposed.Com, the website that just won’t go away, you get not only the “dude covered in blow” actually talking but also Paris being absolutely blitzed out of her mind and Joe Francis showing off her goodies to the camera.

My favorite part has to be when the “dude covered in blow” has to vacuum the excess cocaine off himself with a Dirt Devil because doing a kilo of cocaine in one sitting would lead to such not “hot” things as death. His girlfriend seems a bit peeved at him wasting all of their good drugs to which he replies “it is ok, I’ll buy you a watch.”

From this video we learn a few things. Paris loves being retarded in front of video cameras. Joe Francis is more of a perv than we thought before. Paris loves her drugs. Watching all 20 glorious minutes of this video is totally worth it. It gets slow at times yet really after watching this Tara Ried looks like a Mormon.