Oh noes!!!

Reports are flooding in that Gossip Girl’s golden couple may be on the rocks!!

An eyewitness says they saw Blake Lively hanging out at New York nightclub Southside Friday night, hooking up with a random blond—def not dark-haired Penn Badgley, whom Blake’s been dating for the past year or so.

Says our N.Y. source, B.L. came in around midnight with a group of chums and was “too busy making out to dance or drink.” And that ain’t all…

Next morning, Lively and Badgley were spotted having one awkward brunch at Norma’s restaurant at Le Parker Meridien hotel. “They both looked miserable,” says a fellow diner who spotted the unhappy twosome Saturday. “He did not smile once.”

The only thing missing?

A cell phone snap of Miz Lively sucking face with the mysterious blondie.

All of New York City is apparently on the look-out for dirt on Blake Lively’s love life.

Is life imitating art or what?

Fortunately, we may not be completely out of Gossip Girl real-life couples. There have been rumors for a few weeks now that Ed Westwick is spending his free time in Jessica Szohr’s pants.

Make sure to stay tuned for Blake Lively’s bit at the end. It’s my fave.

How adorable is Blake Lively?

Don’t you just want to drag her into bed with you and cuddle with her deep under the covers? Just you and Blake Lively and her fresh, white T-shirt that still smells vaguely of fabric softener and a thick comforter and something laugh-out-loud funny on TV. Wouldn’t that just be so cozy and wonderful? I love you, Blake Lively.

Also: John Leguizamo attended the same event, and when I saw this photo of him, in thumbnail form on the photo service website, I absolutely thought it was Penn Badgley. I find that infinitely amusing.

At a Gossip Girl party in the Hamptons this weekend.

They take their dogs to work!

Or is that just me?

Here’s Blake Lively, wandering around the set of Gossip Girl in Manhattan with her three-year-old Malti-Poo, Penny.

“I bring her with me everywhere,” Blake said in a recent interview. “It’s nice to have another heartbeat. She’s a little piece of home.”

I totally get it. Leo comes everywhere with me, too. Even to the office. Where he wanders around, barks, eats, and occasionally pees in places he shouldn’t. It’s fantastic. When I’m feeling lonely or stressed, I just put my fingers on his little chest and feel his heartbeat and it calms me down. I do that when I can’t sleep, too. My cat Josie sleeps on my left side, and Leo sleeps on my right. But Josie is so fat that I couldn’t feel her heartbeat even if I put my hand on her chest, so I don’t even bother. But it’s so calming to have someone to sleep with, even if they’re not exactly who I hoped I’d be sleeping with at this age.

Who wants to see a piece of what Penn Badgley’s getting?

The very first (of hopefully many!) Blake Lively nip-slips can be found here.

It’s NSFW. Because it’s a boobie. But you knew that.

Yeah, I wasn’t sure either.

And neither is Blake’s camp.

Her reps are reportedly annoyed with Seventeen magazine for this photo (above) that they used of Blake on her new cover for the rag.

Note that Blake is on the cover of THREE magazines this month.

“Her Vanity Fair and Cosmopolitan covers are great, but her camp is not thrilled about her Seventeen cover,” said one source. “Her rep felt the Seventeen photo looked nothing like Blake.” Lively’s rep confirmed she was not “over the moon” with Seventeen and called the magazine about it but claimed her client wasn’t behind the call – “Blake hasn’t even seen the shots yet,” said the rep.

Gosh, you guys, remember when Blake Lively was my Little Girl Crush Who Could?

She belongs to the world now.

So sad.