Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively — by the way, does anyone actually watch that show anymore? — arrived at yesterday’s The Private Lives of Pippa Lee screening after party wearing no bra.  It’s the first thing I cursed to the heavens noticed when I looked at the pictures from the event.  It appears that I’m not the only one who observed it.  Dude needs to work on toning down his side-eye.

Also there:  a not pregnant (whatever!) Penelope Cruz posing with Marion Cotillard (who have something in common:  I can’t understand one word that either of them say).  Julianne Moore was there in a huge blouse that she filled with Parker House rolls, Shannon Elizabeth showed with an oil slick on her face, and Keanu Reeves reminisced about the days when he used to be attractive.

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley will never break up, no matter how fat and douchey he gets. They showed up together to some charity event at Cipriani in NYC on Tuesday.

Also there: Bar Rafaeli, who’s definitely put on some weight. I’m not saying she’s fat — SHE IS NOT FAT — but she looks a lot different these days. It’s crazy how going from a size negative two to a size four can completely change the way you look.

At the Where the Wild Things Are premiere on Tuesday night in NYC. At least one of the wild things is on Blake’s dress. And there’s a rumor that three others are living in Taylor Momsen’s pubic hair, but Courtney Love is probably just saying that because she’s jealous.

Blake Lively, one of the chicks from Gossip Girl, is on August’s Glamour UK cover, proclaiming her inability to diet.  According to Lively, she has no willpower to eat well or exercise. 

“I do panic before I have to wear a really skimpy outfit, but I don’t have enough willpower,” she tells the August issue of UK Glamour Magazine. “I had to do a scene in a bra and shorts for the first time in two years,” she continues. “On the day of the shoot, I ate a pork burrito, chips and coke. Afterwards, I thought, ‘I probably shouldn’t have done that.’ But whatever.”

So maybe she doesn’t eat right, but at least she exercises, right? Wrong! “I have never worked out, but I know you feel better when you do,” she says, “so I am planning on getting a trainer.”

You know, I’m getting so sick and tired of all these “I Do Absolutely Nothing To Earn My Size Two Physique” confessions.  I want, like, Camryn Manheim to confess that she sleeps with a bag of pork rinds in her bed.  That I could accept.  Hearing that Blake “My Dress Size Will Always Be Eight Less Than My Shoe Size” Lively contributes absolutely nothing to her appearance is just … depressing.

Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively arriving at Late Show With David Letterman.  And I know I’m asking, “Love It Or Leave It?” but what I really want to know is, “Areola Or No Areola?”  Oh, and don’t Google “areola” unless you are totally braced for disaster.

They’ve been dogged by a lot of break-up rumors lately, but Gossip Girl co-stars (and lovers?) Blake Lively and Penn Badgley didn’t seem to mind each other’s company at the DirectTV Celebrity Beach Bowl in St. Petersberg, Florida on Sunday. I’m rooting for those crazy kids!!

Also there: Brody Jenner and his girlfriend, Playmate Jayde Nicole, Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon, Chace Crawford, Joel and Benji Madden, and Christian Slater.

But did everyone watch Puppy Bowl????

Puppy Bowl was WAY BETTER than any stupid celebrity bowl. This year, THEY HAD A PUPPY STREAKER!

Holy crap!

This is not a fat girl, but she looks like they needed a shoe-horn to get her in that dress. She’s busting out everywhere! Maybe it looked better in person, but they could have taken a few Polaroids of this and known it was a bad idea. She looks awful.

Hair doesn’t work, jewelry doesn’t match the dress, and who the hell told this girl she could pose at the Golden Globes like she was waiting on a cab?

No, no, no.