This is the latest viral video to be making the rounds on this thing we call the World Wide Internet.
The song you hear in the background is the bonus track on Beyonce’s B’Day album.
This video is oddly addictive. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because I secretly wish my butt could do things like that. But it can’t. I’m a white girl. My ass is, like, practically an internal organ. Oh well.
Maybe you already knew that, but I had no clue! She sounds awesome though. Seriously. Beyonce may have multiple pop hits, a powerful boyfriend, a butt load of money, and a sweeeeeeeeet ass, but her sister has a divorce and a baby!  You say oh my, my! Solange recently discussed her totally original and intriguing life in Essence Magazine.  All at the age of 21! Personally, the latter sounds much more exciting. I’m almost positive that she doesn’t have any identity/self-esteem issues, and she surely doesn’t compare herself to her sister . . . Oh, wait. It was recently reported that she is recording an album of her own. Hmmm . . . .
The National Enquirer thinks Anna Nicole’s underlying cause of death was pneumonia. And if it ran in the National Enquirer, it must be true. [Celebslam]
I knew this world was missing something. I thought it was, like, a cure for AIDS and cancer, or peace, or even potable water, but it turns out it was just a hip-shakin’ Beyonce/Shakira duet. Phew. [POTP]
Oh hells yes. A new Star Trek movie in the works! [Pajiba]
Carmen Electra’s next big career move is as a magician’s assistant in Las Vegas, where maybe she can make another marriage disappear. [popbytes]
Katherine Heigl isn’t leaving Grey’s Anatomy anytime soon, although they do hate her quite a bit around there. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Love Hewitt has very lovely breasts. [Egotastic]
More here.
Project Runway winner Jeffrey Sebelia is broke — and designing clothes for the Bratz movie. Which is still, I suppose, a step above going on the Surreal Life and sleeping with a former child star who’s twice your age and half your height. Isn’t that right, Adrianne Curry? [A Socialite's Life]
Seriously? OMG! WTF? has moved. Update your bookmarks, kids! [SOW]
Britney Spears could never hang on American Idol. [IDLYITW]
Justin Timberlake weighs in on Britney and her (non-)hair. [GTS]
Jessica Biel and Hayden Panettiere walk their dogs in L.A. this weekend. I’m just happy whenever Hayden is not in the same city as Paris Hilton. Leave her alone, Paris! [Ninja Dude]
Cameron Diaz gets wasted in Vegas. [Allie Is Wired]
Christina Aguilera and Beyonce at Jay-Z’s birthday party. [INO]
Kelly Osbourne breaks down at an HIV benefit concert and states that one of her family members is HIV positive. Start up the office pools, kids. [Celeb Slam]
Meredith Grey may currently be the Schrodinger’s Cat of network television, but Ellen Pompeo is alive and well and attending the NBA all-star game. [ICYDK]
Lily Allen is always good for a pull quote or twelve. [Bree]
David Arquette likes watching his wife make out with Jen Aniston. How is this news? [Glitterati]
Beyonce photo gallery. [Film.com]
In college, my friends and I used to play the Movie Title Game. One person comes up with a ridiculous scenario and/or ridiculous pairings of actors, and the other contestants determine the appropriately hilarious title for said film. David Spade is a grocery bagger at Ralph’s? Paper or Spastic? Get it? Okay. So Mark-Paul Gosselaar is a hot-shot lawyer who decides to become an L.A. public defender. His partner? Janeane Garofalo. Go. [Pajiba]
Beyonce does the cover of Sports Illustrated. [Egotastic]
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy got matching hair cuts, which is totally creepier than his new movie is going to be. [A Socialite's Life]
The set of Grey’s Anatomy has returned to normal. They’re getting into fistfights again. [Cele|bitchy]
American Idol claims another marriage. [PhillyBurbs]
She may play second fiddle at the movies and she might be dating a guy who lies about retirement but she’s still got a fairly smokin’ bod. And here in cyberspace that’s still worth something.
Also, fellas, it might be fun to leave this issue out to make your mate feel inadequate. It’s the only real way to get back at your mother for years of neglect.
*Photo courtesy of JustJared
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