Beyonce Knowles attends an art show in Miami Beach.

EVERYONE’s getting in on this.

Check out this adorable clip of Katy Perry doing the “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” dance backstage before a show.

Too funny!

Ms. Knowles:

I’ll say this as concisely as possible: If you even think about trying to bring puff shoulders back into style, I will hunt you down and kill you and then hack off your shoulders just to make sure my point is clear.

Love always,
Beet

At the LA premiere of Cadillac Records on Monday.

Beyonce Knowles performs at the American Music Awards on Sunday.

Beyonce rocks the Addams Family chic look, as she hosts Gotham magazine’s annual party in NYC.

Wait a minute … what the hell kind of magazine still has the cash to hire Beyonce to host their damn parties? Isn’t every print publication in New York tossing people away like last night’s panties? I swear, Gotham magazine better not lay off a single person this year. They probably paid three people’s annual salaries to get Beyonce there in that ridiculous dress.

Check out Justin Timberlake’s brilliant stint on SNL last night.

Can we just make him a regular cast member already?

Here’s the newly released set of promo pictures for B’s upcoming album, I Am Sasha Fierce.

This looks more uncomfortable than fierce, IMHO.